Why I am Running for the Faculty Chair of the Edmund A. Walsh School of Foreign Service

C. Christine Fair


Date: 14 February 2022
To: SFS Faculty
From: C. Christine Fair
Re: Fair’s Statement on the Incoming Faculty Chair’s Priorities


Dear Esteemed Colleagues:
I am writing to you today to seek your support for my bid to become faculty chair. I recognize I
am not the most obvious choice for this important post; however, I believe am the right person
to represent you due to my commitment to transparency, accountability, and integrity. For many
years, our faculty was collaborative and our governance transparent. Regrettably, over the last
several years, I have watched with dismay as our transparent governance retrenched and our
once cordial and collegial faculty became fractious and contentious to the detriment of the
school and the students we teach.
Below, I identify several issues that require immediate redress that I resolve to tackle as faculty
chair:

  1. Opacity of Governance: The governance of this body has become increasingly
    opaque and unaccountable to faculty members. Concomitantly, we are requested to
    endorse decisions and processes that have already been initiated. This is orthogonal
    to legitimate faculty governance wherein faculty are responsible for debating both the
    outcomes and the decision-making processes. Much of the current discord among
    our faculty stems from these suboptimal governance practices.
  2. Equal Access to Opportunities and Outcomes: In recent years, opportunities
    for service have not been equitably distributed despite claims to the contrary.
    (Analysis of historical SFS faculty minutes buttress this assertion.) While some
    faculty appear repeatedly in important committee assignments others are never
    afforded the opportunity despite demonstrable interest and explicit requests. For the
    last several years, this has been justified by the chair’s various prerogatives, which
    have never been elucidated. Consequently, important committees are simply
    announced and constituted without any discussion or debate. This opacity fosters
    distrust and resentment amongst the faculty.
  3. Diversifying this Faculty. There is an urgent need to diversify this faculty not
    only demographically, but ideologically and intellectually. If we wish to continue
    attracting promising undergraduate and graduate students, our faculty must
    resemble the student body we seek to attract.
  4. Commitment to Pedagogical Inclusion: Many faculty members have
    expressed reservations about the manner in which the SFS undergraduate program
    is administered. The absence of transparency and deliberation referenced above is
    often cited specifically as a reason why some faculty members feel excluded from participating meaningfully in BSFS deliberations even when their professional equities are at stake.
    I proffer that faculty governance that embraces transparency, inclusivity, and diversity is a
    necessary first step to restoring the amiability that previously characterized this body.

In this memo I introduce myself and articulate my vision for ameliorating the pressing challenges
that face our faculty.

About Me
I am an interdisciplinary scholar. I completed my Ph.D. in the Department of South Asian
Languages and Civilizations at the University of Chicago. Prior to that, I received an MA in
Public Policy, an MA in South Asian Languages and Civilizations, and a BS in biological
chemistry, also from the University of Chicago. I read and translate stories and write editorials in
Hindi, Urdu, and Punjabi. While I am moored in the study of South Asian languages, I have
become conversant in the tools of political science, which animate my work and my commitment
to the study of South Asian literature.


As a scholar, I have worked with an array of colleagues from the social sciences and
humanities, as my CV attests. (My scholarship is available at http://www.christinefair.net.) As such, I
do not privilege one discipline over another, and I understand and value the importance of
interdisciplinary research in scholarship and faculty bodies such as ours. As SFS faculty chair, I
commit to treating all disciplines and subjects of scholarly inquiry with equal dignity and regard,
consistent with my personal ethics and empirical commitments as a scholar. Scholars of all
disciplinary training should feel equally at home in the SFS and equally supported in tenure and
promotion procedures.


Owing to the University of Chicago’s notoriously hostile environment for students, I am
extremely sensitive to the needs of our students and ensuring that they feel safe and supported
in their academic, personal, and professional journeys. Nothing makes one appreciate
Georgetown’s commitment to cura personalis like being at an institution that does not hold
similar values. As a faculty member, I have demonstrated my personal dedication to the
development of our students. I have a long and demonstrable history of working with students
and ensuring that their efforts are reflected in author bylines on journal articles and edited
volumes.


I also have a long history of service at Georgetown. Since 2010, I have had the privilege of
serving on the honor council as both an investigating officer and hearing board member on
innumerable cases. I have also served on the Honor Council Executive Committee several
times. While many faculty may view the honor council as a punitive body, I long ago came to
appreciate it as an opportunity to help students in most need of help. As a member of the honor
council, I have also worked strenuously to help protect students from biased detection
technologies and ensure that they are fairly represented in a process that can have grave
outcomes.

Since 2016, I have been the field chair for the undergraduate international politics (IPOL)
concentration, the largest in the BSFS. In my capacity as IPOL field chair, I employed innovative
marketing strategies to recruit a more diverse pool of adjunct faculty. I am also currently serving
on the SFS executive council and have served on numerous hiring and promotion committees. I
am proud of my record of service at Georgetown. However, like many of my fellow faculty
members, I would have liked to participate in other committees, but opportunities were not
forthcoming.


Opacity of Governance
When I first joined this faculty in August 2009, important initiatives were discussed prior to
implementation. Faculty were given the opportunity to discuss the pros and cons of important
initiatives, whether it was the choice of Blackboard over Canvas or the development of a new
MA program. Increasingly, opportunities to discuss important decisions that affect our abilities to
execute our obligations to our students, colleagues and community, ab initio, have been
curtailed. It is now the norm that the faculty chair presents decisions as a fait accompli. As such,
our votes are meaningless as we are left with the options of either acquiescing pro forma or
rejecting it as a form of procedural objection.


This approach is not the way this body functioned in the past and there is no reason why it must
continue to do so. As a self-governing faculty, we cannot merely ratify a singular choice
presented. It is the responsibility of this faculty to be engaged in processes from beginning to
end. The degradation of this basic norm of governance has had necrotic impacts upon the
morale and competence of this body. Equally important, failing to engage and mentor capable
and interested members of this faculty in important governance processes deprives the body of
capable future leadership. There is nearly always an absence of competition among competent
and willing members to serve as the chair of this body following the completion of the chair’s
tenure.


As faculty chair, I will work with all of you to provide transparent governance that maximizes
opportunities for creative disruption and allows for healthy debate. For example, I will form and
staff hiring committees with faculty input. I will ensure that the expertise of the committee aligns
with the intellectual and other criteria required for a successful search. It is my hope that by
seeking greater initial buy-in from the faculty, we can better identify consensus candidates
through a collaborative process. In doing so, we can shape this faculty in ways that best serve the
interests of our students.


Hiring colleagues is perhaps the most important thing we do. It shapes the priorities of this body
for decades and the opportunities of our current and future students. While I respect the
academic calendar and the need for recuperative summer breaks, I resolve to reach out to
faculty over the summer to ensure the participation of those who desire to do so.
I also pledge to help restore the affability of this body and its members by rigorously enforcing
individual commitments to honor the confidentiality of this body’s deliberation on issues such as
tenure and promotion. Failures to honor confidentially in such proceedings erodes trust among
our faculty. As faculty chair, I will not demure from pursuing available remedies as identified by
our faculty handbook to disincentivize individuals from violating this fundamental value.


Equal Access to Opportunities and Outcomes:
One of the most obvious indicators of the decline of transparent governance has been the
empirically demonstrable unequal access to committee assignments both big and small. A
striking example of this deficit is this very process to identify the next SFS chair. Even as a
candidate, the committee has not communicated timelines, expectations or even articulated a
process by which voting faculty can fairly evaluate all candidates. Many faculty with whom I
have spoken believe that committees tip the scales in favor of a preferred candidate who better
satisfices the equities of select faculty. The non-transparent practices employed only serve to
heighten this perception of malfeasance in the committee selection process.
As faculty chair, I resolve to revert to historical and equitable practices of first announcing the
intent to constitute required committees before soliciting volunteers. I will ensure that all faculty
have equal opportunity to influence the future composition of this faculty through participation on
hiring and other committees that give faculty critical opportunities to develop institutional capital
in SFS. We must have equitable access to opportunities and outcomes to promote collegiality
among our diverse faculty.


Diversifying this Faculty
It is incumbent upon the SFS chair and all of the mainline faculty to remain steadfastly
committed to achieving Diversity Equity and Inclusion (DEI) goals in order to remain a beacon of
intellectual and ethical leadership in this country. While it is difficult to rapidly change the
composition of tenure-line faculty, both non-tenure line (NTL) and adjunct hires present
opportunities for more expeditious and positive evolution. Due to the overwhelming reliance
upon adjuncts and NTL faculty in the School of Foreign Service, most of our undergraduate and
graduate students will encounter many such faculty throughout the course of their studies. In
many cases, NTL hires are not competitively hired. Furthermore, in nearly all cases adjuncts are
hired due to their relationship with members of this faculty. The result of these uncompetitive
processes has been an adjunct pool that is overwhelmingly Caucasian and male.
There are enormous opportunities to reshape the student experience and ensure the diversity of
the faculty reflects that of the student body by standardizing the quality and methods of
identifying and hiring NTL and adjunct faculty. One way of doing this efficiently is by
consolidating several adjunct positions into more manageable NTL-hires, which are more
comprehensively advertised and evaluated. Candidates for such consolidation are adjuncts
teaching courses that could or should be taught by mainline faculty. To identify such potential
consolidation of adjunct positions into NTLs, I will form a committee to evaluate adjuncts across
SFS. Per my commitment to transparency in governance, I will consult with this body about its
formation and size. I aim to collaborate with the Dean, field chairs, and program heads to
establish standardized business practices that will govern all aspects of hiring adjuncts across
the SFS including advertising and vetting.

All faculty, particularly the SFS chair, have an obligation to work with SFS DEI to continue to
identify new professional and academic organizations with whom we can partner to identify all
qualified persons. This may include cultivating relationships with Historically Black Colleges and
Universities to identify potential students and create mentoring opportunities for them. As SFS
chair, I will work with the Dean to identify sources of funding to create post-doctoral positions for
underrepresented scholars to further demonstrate SFS’ commitment to expanding the pool of
qualified potential faculty hires.


I wish to acknowledge much progress has been made since I joined this faculty over a decade
ago. We still have much work to do. As the IPOL field chair, I have undertaken similar efforts to
identify adjuncts that will offer our students pedagogical opportunities that align more
consistently with their identities and aspirations. I know firsthand that this is a difficult and timeconsuming process, but the results justify these commitments. It is important to recognize that this is not a process that has an expiration date but rather it is a set of evolving habits that should animate all our faculty searches at all levels.
As SFS chair, I pledge to remain committed to ensuring that we set tangible goals in creating a
body of faculty that aligns better with the needs and aspirations of all our students.


Commitment to Inclusive Pedagogy


Many of the concerns expressed by faculty members at our Faculty Council meetings pertain to
the manner in which the SFS undergraduate program is administered. This has generated
grievances among some faculty who believe decisions are undertaken without adequate
understanding of their pedagogical and programmatic equities. Recent examples include the
promulgation of minors without requisite due diligence in understanding the impact of these new
minors on current certificate programs. Faculty associated with these certificate programs were
particularly aggrieved that they were not even given the opportunity to discuss these changes
with the curriculum committee. In my capacity as IPOL field chair, I serve as a member of the
BSFS curricular committee that created these minors. I agree with the aggrieved faculty that the
committee has made decisions about minors and certificate programs, for example, without
adequate consultation with faculty whose students are most directly affected by them. This has
caused needless rancor and disappointment among the aggrieved faculty.


Some faculty have also raised specific questions of expertise as experts are often left out of
curricular and hiring decisions that will affect them and the work they conduct with their
students. I can attest to this firsthand: I have never studied international political economy, yet I
am the IPOL field chair. While I have done my best given my limitations, I am hardly a suitable
person to provide high-level guidance on matters related to the curriculum. This is also an issue
faculty members’ willingness to serve. Members of our faculty with appropriate backgrounds
should step up and embrace such service opportunities to the betterment of our programs and
students we seek to attract.

Lastly, there is an urgent need to dedicate attention and other resources to updating the BSFS
curriculum which has not been revised holistically in decades. We must continually strive to
connect curriculum content and pedagogy to evolving student needs.


Concluding Thoughts
While it is impossible to comprehensively address each of the important above issues within a
reasonable length constraint, I hope that I have provided you with sufficient information about
me and the issues I will prioritize as faculty chair.


I look forward to engaging with the other candidates for this position on these and other
important issues, hopefully in a public forum with all of our colleagues present prior to the vote.
I hope you find my candidacy compelling and support my effort to represent you as SFS faculty
chair and work with you to restore the trust we once had in each other and in the institutions that
guide us.


Should you have any specific questions and wish to have a personal discussion, please feel
free to email me at ccf33@georetown.edu or +1 202 460 9295.
Regards
C. Christine Fair

“Divine Movers”: More Like “Divine Comedy” (With apologies to Dante)

Review of Divine Movers and the Boorish Conduct of its Proprietor Christopher A. Wilson

Note that “Divine Movers” used to be known as “River District Movers and Storage, Inc.” at 700 Wilson Street, Danville, VA 24541. After the firm was found to be operating without appropriate licensing, per these two alerts with the Better Business Bureau, it changed names to “Divine Movers.”

When we had to move at short notice, our realtor recommended Chris Wilson’s (his full name is Christopher A. Wilson) company called Divine Movers. Unfortunately, the company was “divine” only in the sense of Dante’s “Divine Comedy.” In fact, the entire experience was redolent of one of Dante’s most gruesome circles of hell.

The biggest question is how and and why I selected the firm. Honestly, the price seemed reasonable. However, he had been recommended by our very impressive realtor (whom I adore) and I was interested in supporting a local, veteran-owned business. I had hoped that because my realtor is from a woman-owned firm, that her suggestion meant something. It turns out that she had no real experience with him as a mover: he was just her neighbor. Had I simply done a Better Business Bureau search I would have been deterred from using him. (Also, it was a red flag when Mr. Chris Wilson described having a dog which he keeps outside. This to me is an immediate sign that a person has no empathy for the discomfort of others. The lesson here is to follow your first instinct. But we were desperate given the short-notice of our move and I relaxed my reliance upon my astute Clown-Detector. )

Of course, I would have paid more to be moved professionally with United Vanlines, with whom I have done several cross-country moves and a move from DC to Virginia. Notably, in all of those moves—in addition to numerous international moves—I had less breakage combined than I had with this “move” orchestrated by Mr. Chris Wilson over fewer than three miles. Any future moves will be done with United Vanlines.

Chris Wilson’s Misogyny

Before I get the details of this horrific experience, I want to address up front Mr. Chris Wilson‘s misogyny. As a woman who has had the unfortunate task of identifying contractors, one of the perduring problems I have suffered is the deep-seated misogyny of the proprietors and their sub-contractors. Many contractors and their sub-contractors think that my husband is the person to deal with even when I am paying for the service and the service is for my needs (such as my home office construction in our previous home). They have not followed my instructions and have insisted upon speaking with my husband when I sought to correct their erroneous understanding of the task. [If you want a recommendation for someone is NOT a misogynist, who is an ally on all social justice issues, who has a crew with several hard-working women, check out Jake Green Renovations. I’ve worked with Jake Green for 10-15 years. He began as a handyperson but he is now a full-service contractor. I will never work with anyone else again.].

I discerned his misogyny within the first day of him actually showing up. Mr. Christopher A. Wilson, the proprietor of “Divine Movers” has serious problems with women who ask questions, who have a clue and do not like being lied to repeatedly. [Note: That as my dispute with him escalated, Mr. Christopher A. Wilson, revealed an ever greater depth of grotesque misogyny than he did initially, as I show below.] He’s a crude, foul, bully who is best avoided.

Mr. Chris Wilson of “Divine Movers.”

One of the things that Mr. Chris Wilson did that was beyond the pale of civility, is that he attempted to negotiate separately with my husband once he discerned that I am the “hard ass,” who has no patience with shenanigans with my money. He also told my husband that he had “to get control of his wife.” This will provide plenty of fodder for laughter while we engage in wheel-chair races in the nursing home. Mr. Chris Wilson also threatened my husband that he should not write a negative review of his company. My husband feared that if he didn’t agree to this coercion, Mr. Chris Wilson would not complete the move or cause further mayhem or breakage. I was of the view that we were better off without Mr. Chris Wilson given his lies, his failure to communicate and his failure to do what we paid him to do within the time frame required and promised by him.

The misogyny alone is enough for any woman or opponent of misogyny to stay clear of Mr. Chris Wilson.  

The Move

We began to rue our decision pretty quickly. Mr. Chris Wilson told us that his packers would come “Saturday or Sunday” in preparation for our move which was to be concluded on the following Thursday.  We waited both days. Finally, my husband had to call Mr. Chris Wilson to learn the status of their ostensible arrival. This would set the pattern of the move and his concatenation of broken promises as Mr. Chris Wilson frequently changed plans and personnel without telling us. This pattern of behaviors evinced how little respect he has for the time of his clients or their concerns. Mr. Chris Wilson never apologized for this or subsequent failures in communication and failures in simple truth telling.

The packers finally showed up on Monday. There were two of them: Sam and Augustine Pantino both of whom are related. Sam is Mr. Wilson’s uncle and Augustine is a brother. (I know Mr. Pantino’s full name for reason’s I detail below.) Sam is a hard worker and while he is generally careful with glass ware, he doesn’t know how to pack clothing or shoes appropriately. Both packers had inadequate supplies. They did not even have Sharpies. My husband had to go and procure them on day one and on subsequent days. They had inadequate boxes and kinds of boxes. They put books in large boxes which made them unwieldy to handle but also resulted in, I kid you not, breakage of book spines. I’ve never had my books broken during a move. But this wasn’t the only “first” we would experience. And by the afternoon, Augustine went to Maryland leaving Sam to do it all. I thought that Augustine was also affable, but it turns out he shares his brothers propensity for mendacity. Sam, even if Mr. Wilson coerces him to write a misogynist, mendacious missive is still the work horse of this firm. He showed up early and he worked late.

A similar pattern ensued for the remaining days. Sam scavenged to find used boxes, without asking us.  Ordinarily I would not care and even applaud such problem-solving initiative. But this is the time of COVID and I was not pleased about this or even consulted. Nor was my husband. On Tuesday, they had to leave early because no one could get the workers the requisite packing supplies. (On several occasions, my husband had to procure Sharpies for them as noted.) Mr. Chris Wilson denies this vehemently (as he does other truths), but he doesn’t know what happened because he was too involved with the Maryland move to know. During the move, we mostly communicated with him by text.

In fact, by the time our scheduled move was to happen, the entire house was far from packed up. Mr. Chris Wilson blamed it on the rain. Mr. Chris Wilson also blamed this on the fact that our closing was 3 hours later than planned. Mr. Chris Wilson likes to make excuses rather than take responsibility. The facts are that the packers were too few and too poorly equipped to get the job done and Mr. Chris Wilson shirked all responsibility for this.

When I began expressing my concern on Monday and Tuesday, he condescendingly told me that “he has a system and that I need to trust him.” (This was the equivalent of “Missie, don’t you worry your useless head.”) At first, I was cordial while indicating my dissatisfaction with this so-called system. Many of the persons in our homes were not wearing masks, another issue that Mr. Chris Wilson denies. But he wouldn’t know because he wasn’t there. Mr. Chris Wilson must have castigated his staff because after I complained about this, they did comply with our request to wear masks. I understand that this is a tough job and wearing a mask must make it harder. But given the revolving door of persons coming into our home, we could not relax this requirement as my mother-in-law has myriad health problems and we need to be ready to visit her at a moment’s notice.

I also expressed concern about how things were being packed. Most specifically, I was concerned about how they were handling clothes and shoes. My husband had his own concerns about their mishandling of several wooden artifacts that are family heirlooms.  I told him firmly that I wanted wardrobe boxes for suits and dresses. He patently refused, again after a condescending lecture on how “clothes don’t need wardrobe boxes.” In the end they wrapped our clothes on hangers on packing tape and plastic. This led to something I had never seen before: breakage of hangers.  They did not unpack the mess they made because they couldn’t: about one in four of the hangers were broken. So I had to go and buy about $60 worth of hangers to replace the ones they broke. Let that sink in: they broke hangers. My husband separately repined about the damage done to his family heirlooms by the packing tape. Mr. Chris Wilson blamed my husband for his failure to pack them himself.

They managed to convey one truck-load of boxes to the new home using a rental truck on Thursday. (I believe it was a 12-foot truck.) They claimed that the failures to deliver a second truck load was due to the late closing. But the fact is the truck wasn’t even loaded when we came back from closing. Alas, this load did not include our bed. So we slept on the couch that the previous owners left. As I note below, Jeff and I made several trips to the house to move things on that Thursday evening and on Friday. Mr. Chris Wilson blamed his inability to move anything on Friday on the rain: in fact, Mr. Chris Wilson was engaged with the Maryland move.

The first tranche of boxes which we unpacked despite paying for a complete unpack by Mr. Chris Wilson of “Divine Movers.”

Even though we paid for a complete packing and unpacking, we unpacked all of the materials moved on Thursday. We also made several trips ourselves at the house to get things we needed through Friday as well, which we also unpacked. This alone constitutes breach of contract.

the ever-growing pile of boxes which we unpacked despite paying for this service.

The lack of care with which they moved our home was breathtaking. As a woman who enjoys shoes, I have many.  It’s my only financial indulgence apart from books and single malt. They threw shoes into boxes and suitcases as if they were t-shirts and underwear resulting in breakage of heals and destruction of leather.  Again, I complained about this to no avail. They also put packing tape on everything, often without even first wrapping the item in paper or plastic wrap. They put packing tape on myriad objects and it is impossible to remove. The packing tape on display boxes will never come off. Using acetone will destroy the boxes they ruined. This was sloppy and inconsiderate. When we explained to Mr. Chris Wilson that this was not appropriate, he actually told us if something was sensitive, we should pack it ourselves. Professional firms have the opposite advice for clients. But Mr. Chris Wilson is not professional.

When items broke during their packing, they didn’t tell us and they even hid it. My favorite episode was when a boy (I say boy because I do not believe this son of Mr. Chris Wilson was of legal age to do this work) shattered a bottle of nail polish on the floor. I could smell the acetone and asked him what had happened. He said it was nothing. Had he told me, I could’ve immediately cleaned up the mess. This stuff happens But he hid it and the extent of the harm. By the time he was out of the bathroom, the closet and floor looked like a crime scene. It took me about 40 minutes to clean it and the grout was stained. I was unable to get the red polish out of the grout. When I told Mr. Chris Wilson, he said that it wasn’t their responsibility to pack such things. This would be a recurring repine with him.

By Saturday, we were still not moved in and, by noon, we had heard nothing from him.  I called a truck rental service with the intent of firing them and moving ourselves. I called Mr. Chris Wilson and told him that his behavior, failure to communicate, and his endless lying was unacceptable. He told me that he would only discuss things with my husband. I reminded him that I was paying for this move. But he’s a Trump-worthy misogynist whose loathing of women knows no limits. My husband, who is one of the calmest people who has yelled maybe five times in the 15 years of our marriage, was shaking with anger after speaking to Mr. Chris Wilson. It was during this conversation that he told him that he “had to get control of his woman.” Mr. Chris Wilson finally brought a truck over on Saturday. By Sunday, the stuff from the other house was here as well as much of the garage. In the end, my husband and I completed the garage move and the shed contents–not Mr. Chris Wilson.

Because of the disregard with which they handled our belongings, they managed to break a bookshelf because they placed it on its side and then placed a heavier item on top of it. As WE—not they—continued to unpack the boxes as they arrived, they broke numerous precious pieces of pottery that I had brought from Afghanistan. While I managed to bring them from Afghanistan without problem, they managed to crush them into bits during a 3-mile move. They are literally priceless. They cannot be replaced.

Area of bookshelf which they broke due to negligent handling and packing, which they blamed on it being made of MDF. It still had to be replaced. Do you want a mover thinking they break your stuff because they don’t value it?

The breakage occurred from sloppy packing. One piece was literally stuck—”wrapped” with a single meagre piece of paper—between a heavy pizza-baking sheet and a cast iron skillet. What genius thought of that strategy eludes me.

In packing up the kitchen, they broke spice boxes and bottles coating everything in a fragrant combination of garam masala, Haleem mix and cumin. Upside: the kitchen smelled like a dhaba for the next several days.

The movers were fond of the “double box” technique whereby you use two boxes to create one tall box. This is a terrific innovation for things like linen and blankets and pillows: NOT glassware or shoes or kitchen ware. Since we did the unpacking (because we couldn’t wait for them to do the job for which we paid them) this mattered.

Part of the problem was personnel. As I indicated, Mr. Chris Wilson had his head in the “Maryland Move,” which took most or all of his attention. I suspect that most of his professional movers and packers were engaged there. Perhaps his professionals were engaged there. Unfortunately, we did not have professionals. (Mr. Chris Wilson continually spoke of a “swarm of packers” who would come and finish the job. That never happened.) Instead, he literally hired kids (of doubtful legal age of employment) with no experience and no common sense. When I complained about their lack of professionalism, his response was “They aren’t ours. We just gave them a t-shirt and a mask.” One of the kids was a dilligent worker but he lacked experience to put together the furniture, as required in the contract. Thus while he made his best effort to re-assemble the bed, my husband had to take it apart and put it back together.

The kids, with one exception noted above, were generally useless. They didn’t know how to move furniture or pack properly–much less dis-assemble and re-assemble anything. And, as a consequence, this 52-year old woman helped them move the furniture to prevent ruination of the piece or the floor. The industrious kid did chastise his less-than-motivated juvenile colleague to no avail because the kid lacked gumption, physical strength and experience.

In addition to careless, unprofessional and inattentive packing that signals disregard for the fact that they were moving the contents of our lives, they also randomly packed things into boxes. Each box was like opening up a shitty box of chocolates: you just didn’t know what you’d get. They did not take care to keep hardware with the furniture. They packed our couch legs in a random box. We found one of our couch cushions on the ground outside of our garage. We still haven’t found an errant couch cushion.

In addition to helping them move furniture, the old lady narrating this fiasco also helped them unload the truckloads. I did this because I wanted my home moved and the kids Mr. Chris Wilson lured with t-shirts and a masks did not have a clue or frankly physical strength to do so. (I’ve been a weight-lifter since high school and despite my age am still quite strong…at least stronger than some of the youngsters he hired.)

Per this invoice for a 3-mile move, we paid for the following. 

1.Complete packing of entire home to include consolidation of garage and shed
2.Complete prep of all furniture in home
3.Complete disassembling and reassembling of all necessary furniture.
4.Complete unpacking to customers discretion
*Quote includes all packing materials, prepping materials and removal of all debris and boxes after unpacking

Start Date:8/30/20
Day 1-3
All Packing and Prepping

Day 4-7
Loading,Unloading and Unpacking

Subtotal: $5750

Total: $5750.

Of this, they did the packing of the home and most of the garage, not the shed. (They did not move the paddle boards for example which were in the garage.)

Their “complete prep of all furniture in the home,” left much to be desired resulting in breakage and parts that were hard to locate for days given the shambolic nature of their packing. (They managed to dissociate power plugs from devices, etc.)

They did not disassemble and reassemble of all necessary furniture. They were never able to figure out how to move our Murphy bed. My husband disassembled it and moved it to the house in his truck.

Murphy Bed which my husband had to move from the original house and into this house. It remains unassembled despite paying for it to be assembled.

As already noted above, they did not do all of the moving. On Thursday, after they called it quits for the day after one meagre load, my husband and I returned to the house and moved several loads of things we needed given that we had no bed to sleep on.

They did not do anything resembling a “complete unpacking.”  In fact, they unpacked less than 5% of the boxes. The debris they hauled away was from our unpacking. I couldn’t even get the kids to at least put the boxes in the correct room. So they did not even do a complete loading and unloading much less complete packaging.

This is a spare room where we have placed some of the numerous unpacked boxes.
More unpacked boxes which we are still working through.

Mr. Chris Wilson demanded full payment. I insisted upon withholding $400. In hindsite, this was a mistake. When I detailed the above and the breakage, he actually said that he should not be responsible for the breakage. He said that the things were “cheap” and we should’ve expected them to break. The guy is a classic salesman: he talks a good game up front and is affable. But he’s negligent, indifferent and dishonest and a bully.

By the time I total the work they didn’t do, coupled with the breakage, they owe us about $2500.

The Bullying Begins

On September 26, 2020 after receiving another risible invoice for the unpaid amount, I emailed Mr. Chris Wilson asking him to provide a breakdown of the cost allocation per activity and explained that I am working on an invoice for what he owes us, given his incomplete execution of the contracted work and breakage. I also told Mr. Chris Wilson that I will take him to small claims court, which irked him. I work hard for my money and he is charlatan.

Mr. Chris Wilson responded with bullying. In fact, over the last two days (between 9/26 and 11:30 am on 9/28/2020, he wrote no fewer than 8 crass, sexually harassing and bullying emails. In Mr. Chris Wilson‘s first attempt at bullying, he wrote an absurd—and unsurprisingly threatening email—in which he claimed to have videos of everything. This is impossible as he wasn’t ever there.  Any videos that he had would in fact prove our case–not his.

But he also made another mendacious claim and threatened that he will have “all of my employees testify to your vulgar sexual harassment for the entire job that made them very uncomfortable.” [The email is copied and pasted below and the jpg of it is prvided as well.] This man has problems with women, as I noted above.  In fact, I made breakfast for both of the men (Sam and Augustine) that showed up on the first day as our neighborhood is expensive and there are few affordable places for breakfast. I also made sure they had fresh coffee every day until the coffee maker was packed and of course I frequently asked if they required water or anything else. I also gave one of us his workers advice on college applications and funding sources given his proclivity for languages. That he would threaten to have his employees perjure themselves to sustain his own lies is appalling. But again, this is all within his performance envelope. I have attached to this review a screen shot of his menacing, lie-festooned email. This should be all the proof you require that this person is not stable.

I wouldn’t trust him to move a collection of plastic plants and pet rocks.

“Dear Christine,

I have every picture and video of proof of all that we did and completed thoroughly. All of what your claiming is bogus. I will also have all of my employees testify to your vulgar sexual harassment for the entire job that made them very uncomfortable. If you choose to do something that we contracted to do that’s your decision and it does not change anything with the contract as we did not resist doing anything that we agreed to do.

If it’s court let it be just that.

You’re the one with the balance, I will pass this communication on to our attorney.”

On September 28, 2020 I received another volley of noxious bullying emails, including one in which he had his brother, Mr. Augustine Pantino, wrote the below letter. (I cannot cut and paste it because it is a jpg.) That I was courteous to Mr. Pantino and the other movers goes without saying. I had no obligation to cook them breakfast or prepare them fresh coffee throughout the day. But I have always treated workers in my home with courtesy and respect, even if isn’t always reciprocated.

Mr. Augustine Pantino, from his Facebook timeline.

This letter speaks for itself and the boorishness of both Mr. Chris Wilson as well as Mr. Augustine Pantino. My husband and I laughed at this. They got our “length of marriage” wrong by many, many years. And the other details clearly reflect Mr. Pantino’s fetishes…not mine or my spouse. Enjoy! The crudeness of these letters reflect particular views of women that would motivate me to not want them around young children–especially daughters. This letter speaks for itself in this regard as well.

My Letter to Mikey Krepon and Andy Wilder

As I wrote a few weeks ago, Mikey Krepon and Andy Wilder — two wizened white men —felt it appropriate to write to the president of my employer because I said, say, and will continue to say, things they don’t like. They hoped said president would muzzle me.

As I have repeatedly said, I find this culture of appealing to employers to silence speech one doesn’t like to be particularly necrotic for democracy generally and freedom of speech in particular. Taken to its extreme, should such crybaby half-wits have their way following a hissy-fit tantrum, the only people who will enjoy freedom speech are those with trust-funds. Ditto for cancel culture. And I feel this way irrespective of what side of the political divide a crybaby finds himself.

A screen shot of the boys’ missive, along with the obfuscated emails of the most of the recipients, is given below. The text of their playground sobstory follows at the bottom of this post.

Their missive, along with the obfuscated emails of the recipients, is given below.

While these hyjinx went on while I was in Afghanistan, I didn’t feel the need to response to those dingleberries hanging off the matted ass of white male privilege.

Today, I finally got around to it. And it felt good to explain to these these exalted gentlemen where to go. ( I should’ve provided a map about how to get there, since dudes like these don’t ask for directions. My bad.)

So here we go. Better buckle up buttercups!

Dear Mikey and Andy (After all, if you can refer to my observations in infantalizing terms such as “outbursts,” I can refer to you with infantalizing aphorisms.)


I am going to respond to this note in the spirit in which you intended: weapons-grade assholery. And to make a point of you and calling you out, I am including your first audience. (And as always, have posted this this exchange to my blog because I like transparency.)

First, I am correct in pointing out the pervasive and noxious impacts of Pakistani influence operations which have had an extremely warping impact upon “discourse” and policy discussions about Pakistan. To be clear, Pakistan is a state that is more an American foe than a friend.  Pakistan is directly and indirectly responsible for the deaths of several thousand Americans in and out of uniform and our allies in RS and previously ISAF. It is directly responsible for deaths of hundreds of thousands of Afghans. Needless to say, it has also killed tens of thousands of Indians through its use of terrorist proxies. It has used its nuclear weapons to extract many tens of billions of dollars from the US overtly and more covertly.

Now that we are clear on the facts, I will also note with equal clarity that it is is not my “outbursts” or “volleys” (aka “my willingness to call this out”) that is corrosive; rather, it is the pusillanimity of poltroons like both of you and your willingness to acquiesce to Pakistan’s influence operations that is the problem.

Second, in addition to be stunningly puerile, this effort is also stunningly misogynist. Two old white men opining to another white man to muzzle up his yappy bitch is as old as the hills. 

Third, I will continue to identify this Pakistan influence operations and those who willingly succumb for the perquisites that doing so offers. I will continue to criticize your genuflections to a murderous and rogue regime. There is not much you can do about it. If you believe I have slandered you, sue me. I welcome the opportunity to press my case with an even wider audience. I particularly welcome the testimony of US officials who share my view.

Fourth, neither of you titans our our discipline have ever so rallied in defense of other colleagues who have irked the deep state that you both so dearly propitiate.

Let me identify a few notable examples of your failures to mobilize your deep concern for freedom speech, reputational harm or even the ability to do field work at all in Pakistan or even live their in peace and security.


1. Neither of you gentlemen ever howled in protest when the ISI threatened me with gang rape. Some of you asshats even had the feckless temerity to doubt it occurred. However, Husain Haqqani can attest to its reality. He was the ambassador when it happened. And after receiving the threat I was still going to go to Pakistan. He actually called me–against the ISI’s orders–the night before I left. He probably saved my life. And I will be grateful to him for that.

Speaking of Husain and many others whom the Derp State has targeted . When he was detained and his life threatened, did either of you boors mobilize such a letter in defense of him? No. Gentlemen. You rubes did not.

3. Have you ever mobilized in defense of anyone whose life has been threatened by the deep state you defend repeatedly in your various op eds? Ayesha Siddiqua can no longer live in her own country because the fellows you admire so much put a hit out on her life. Did you fine upstanding citizens of the discipline so mobilize to writer letter. How about Taha Siddiqui? How about the bloggers in 2017? I spent WEEKS of my life helping one of those bloggers get to safety. I appealed to you rapscallions and you and you said nothing and did less.

Andy didn’t even lift a finger to help Mubashar Hassan who was captured and tortured by Bangladeshi intelligence even though he was so captured due to his association with USIP and even though USIP had an obligation to provide duty of care under the even the crudest understanding of “duty of care.” It was Ali Riaz and I who did worked tirelessly to get him released.


3. Did either of you so mobilize in defense of the myriad journalists who are currently “disappeared” in Pakistan because they speak the truth about the deep state you pimp in your grant proposals? What about the Baloch who have been disappeared and killed in broad day light?


The short answer is NO. But when it came to defending a very obvious source of influence, you guys were like the Bionic Duo of Duffusry.

(I also noted the people you included. Asra Nomani is NOT a South Asianist. She IS a deeply Islamophobic tool of the right wing who previously tried to get me fired. I also noticed that you included Feroz Khan, who is another Pakistan influence operation.

Both of you–not me–are disgraces to our discipline and your country who has lost many citizens because of this state you so eagerly defend.


Typos and other infidelities reflect my indifference to you both as colleagues and as ostensibly sentient humans.

Y’all have a great day.

CCF


PS Andy:  while I expected such shenanigans from Mikey, I didn’t expect them from you. But I should have. You have happily let USIP become Zal’s chop-shop to sell the Afghans to Pakistan.

Below is the text of their letter.


Dear Colleagues,

Andrew Wilder and I have drafted a letter to Georgetown about Chris Fair’s characterizations of some of us as being tools of Pakistan’s military and intelligence services.
Her latest volleys can be found here:

  *  https://theprint.in/opinion/was-us-institute-of-peace-harbouring-a-pakistani-asset-the-case-of-moeed-yusuf/300386/
  *  https://theprint.in/opinion/washington-to-london-an-inside-account-of-how-pakistans-deep-state-grooms-isi-mouthpieces/245703/
Freedom of speech is precious; using it to spread poisonous and false attacks is an abuse of freedom of speech.
These abuses are all around us. They stain our political discourse. They ruin lives and reputations.
The internet offers no safeguards. Even so, Andrew and I seek to affirm a code of conduct for responsible standards and conduct within our modest community of researchers and analysts. Mutual respect is key. As is calling out unprofessional conduct.

Our proposed letter to the President of Georgetown is attached and can be found below. If you are willing to lend your name to this letter, please let me know by COB Thursday. We would like to list affiliations for purposes of identification only.

If you wish to discuss this with me, please email or call my cell number, below. We suspect this initiative will cause further eruptions. This is even more reason, in our view, for being on record calling for norms of proper professional conduct. Our silence isn’t helping.

Sincerely,
Michael

Michael Krepon | Co-founder
The Stimson Center | mkrepon@stimson.org<mailto:mkrepon@stimson.org> | 434.960.1111
1211 Connecticut Avenue NW | 8th Floor
Washington, DC 20036
http://www.stimson.org&lt;http://www.stimson.org/>
30 Years of Pragmatic Steps toward Creative Solutions
MacArthur Award for Creative & Effective Institutions

John J. DeGioia
President, Georgetown University
37th and O Streets, NW
Washington, D.C.  20057

Dear President DeGioia,

We wish to express our deep concern regarding the unprofessional conduct of Dr. C. Christine Fair, an associate professor at Georgetown University.

For many years Dr. Fair has made baseless ad hominem attacks on experts and scholars working on South Asia. She has frequently and publicly insinuated or explicitly claimed that some who do not agree with her perspective are “proxies” or “agents” of the Pakistani state and its intelligence services. These accusations are unfounded and unsubstantiated. They are not only slanderous, they can endanger individuals engaged in their research and analysis.

The signers of this letter belong to a community of analysts working on South Asia. We may disagree with one another on various issues, but we respect each other’s work. We avoid libel and slander. We do not infer that those who disagree with our views have ulterior motives or are in the employ of foreign intelligence services. We accept professional courtesies, standards and practices not only when writing and speaking as representatives of our institutions, but also when writing and speaking in our personal capacities.

We believe in freedom of expression, and Dr. Fair is certainly entitled to her own views and to disagree with the views and analyses of other experts. But as professionals whose work relies on guarantees of free expression, we also believe strongly that with freedom comes responsibility. Character assassination, ad hominem attacks, slander and innuendo to try to undermine the credibility of scholars and experts with whom Dr. Fair disagrees ought to be out of bounds for the faculty of an esteemed academic institution. Such attacks create risks and reputational harm not only to those being targeted without reason but also to Georgetown.We would request that Georgetown take appropriate actions to ensure that the irresponsible and unprofessional behavior of Dr. Fair not endanger or maliciously undermine the work of others.

Signed (Affiliations for identification purposes only),

Cc:  Robert Groves, Provost, Georgetown University

        Joel Hellman, Dean, Edmund A. Walsh School of Foreign Service, Georgetown University
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बेचारे “जले हुऐ गुदे वाले” लड़के फिर रो रहे हैं! कृपा करके, उन्हें बरनोल दे दीजिये!

(For the Urdu wallahs:

بے چار ! “جلے ہوئےسرین والے” لڑکے پھر رو رہے ہیں! براہ کرم ، انہیں برنول دیجئے”

The Boys Are Crying Again….

Michael Krepon and Andrew Wilder have their knickers in a twist because I continue my decade-long campaign to call out Moeed Yusuf’s perduring defense of Pakistan while drawing a salary from the US government, which has been paid for by taxpayers like me as well as other witting and unwitting objects of Pakistani influence operations. To silence me, they have pulled a classic bully move by drafting a letter to my employer and seeking co-signers. Both of these men are senior to me the South Asia food chain. Michael Krepon “co-founded the Stimson Center in 1989 where he served as Stimson’s President and CEO until 2000. He continues to direct Stimson’s programming.” Andrew Wilder is a “vice president of Asia programs” the United States Institute of Peace. This is little more than the quotidian bullying that white men deploy to silence agentive female critics. I am not standing for it. As Michael Krepon has a history of sending me misogynist and condescending emails, I was not surprised by the language and tone used in this open letter by reducing my concerns about the necrotic impact of Pakistani influence operations upon the public discourse surrounding that country as “eruptions” and consistently characterizing my descriptions of influence operations. (This is actually quite deliberate as I have explained it to both of them via email, in my various writings ont he subject and in my various interviews.)

They assert that my unsparing criticisms of Pakistani influence operations “coarsen the discourse.” Unfortunately, thanks to this collection of poltroons, there is no discourse. Rather, there is only appalling apologia for Pakistan’s egregious behaviors characterized by both-sideism, false equivalency, and selective deployment of fact in public settings to avoid drawing the ire of Pakistan’s “Derp State” and the visa and access it can afford. I understand the professional requirement for some of these persons to cultivate visas because they have assured funders of their ability to do work in Pakistan. Thus visas and access allow them to launder grants into their organizations. This is precisely why such influence operations succeed. Pakistan is not the only or even first country to run such operations. China has long done so as do other authoritative regimes seeking to silent consent while grooming support for or, at a minimum, explanatory apologies for its behavior when can be attributed to difficulties beyond the state’s control (ie hostile neighbors, a tough international environment, they are hard to understand without a “native informant,” etc.)

I am right to continually to identify the impacts of Pakistani influence operations and this effort of organizational bullying will only prompt me to redouble my trenchant observations of this phenomenon and its outcomes and the persons who are complicit.

The Precipitant of Their Discomfort

Wilder and Krepon are vexed because I have the temerity to repeatedly and consistently for about 10 years assert that they, along with other so-called scholars who tend to be men, demure from criticizing Pakistan for its various crimes. To quote one un-namable senior intelligence official, I do so “with valid reasons.”

Let’s be clear: Pakistan’s crimes include murdering thousands of Americans in and out of uniform as well as our NATO and non-NATO allies and tens of thousands of Afghans in addition to many thousands of Indians. In addition, Pakistan–with the economic support of American fungible aid and so-called reimbursements such as the Coalition Support Fund program–has become the fastest growing nuclear power inclusive of the development of battle-field nuclear warheads and their delivery systems. Pakistan uses this arsenal along with its petting zoos of terrorists to stoke the fears that “Pakistan is too dangerous to fail” and thus continues to coerce the United States to acquiesce to IMF bailouts and other forms of assistance. It is this verity that allows Pakistan to be near certain that there will be no FATF blacklisting and thus can sell remaining on the “gray list” as a political victory. This is nuclear coercion in its crudest and truest form.

Yet it seems that there is literally no Pakistani crime which the “DC de mundon da posse” (DC boys’ posse) won’t defend with three consistently and notable exceptions: Jeff Smith at the Heritage Foundation, whose integrity is beyond reproach and who is oddly not included in their missive; Amb. (retired) Husain Haqqani of Hudson who has repeatedly outed the Derp State for its murderous hijinx; and the doyen of South Asian studies, Ashley Tellis of Carnegie, who never minces his words when it comes to Pakistan. The other gentlemen who opine and repine on South Asian affairs in DC refrain from criticism, engage in relentless “both side-ery” antics and traffic in false equivalence. Oddly those of us who have been the Cassandras about Pakistani perfidy have generally been women (myself, Alyssa Ayres, Tanvi Madan, Aparna Pande, Lisa Curtis), except for the afore-noted Jeff Smith, Husain Haqqani and Ashley Tellis.

The “जले हुऐ गुदे वाले लड़्के” in their most recent move of pusillanimity have circulated an open letter seeking signatures on a letter which they intend to send to my employer in effort to coerce me to be silent about Pakistan’s sanguinary fuckery and their refusal to call it out. In doing so they seek to deploy their senior white maleness to silence a female scholar lacking their rank. [Spoiler alert: it won’t work. Their levels senescence, melanin and genitalia do not work on me. ]

Also, did they really think that this letter would not get back to me given that many of the persons listed are either my friends and/or agree with me even if they prefer not to say so publicly as I do.

Why does this “DC de mundon da posse” defend the indefensible actions of a hostile nation which kills our citizens and allies while living off of our dole, which has totaled some $70 billion in overt funds and likely much more in covert funds? That is a good question. Let me break it down for you.

What Are Influence Operations? A Primer

Many people, including the aggrieved ManChildren described herein, assume (or pretend to assume) that when I assert that they are participants in Pakistani influence operations that I am implying that they are paid or have acquiesced to explicit quid pro quos with Pakistan’s Derp State.

So, do they take money from the ISI? Maybe. But I doubt it. Doing so is legally risky because you can go to jail for this unless you legally register as a foreign agent, after which you can do so legally. Interested in this gentlemen? Better register under the Foreign Agents Registration Act (FARA).

Note that others whom this author has complained about law enforcement agents have subsequently been convicted, such as Ghulab Nabi Fai and Nisar Ahmed Chaudhry. And, for the record, this author also called out Alexis Debat, who was eventually outed as a complete fraud, and Greg Mortenson, whose duplicitous rascality I sniffed out long before his partner and myriad victims outed him for every manner of chicanery, including charity fraud and lying about every important thing in his “book” titled Three Cups of Mendacity [not its actual title but I have no reason to drive book sales for this asshat.] In fact many people were quite nonplussed by my claims. Most of them offered me confused apologies years later when the extent of his guile and swindling was exposed. I am not psychic: I just pay attention and catch peoples’ lies. It’s what my former boxing instructor calls “OCS (On the Corner Shit) knowledge.” In other words, it’s the stuff to which scholars ought to be paying attention.

Not only is it risky, it’s also unnecessary. So how do “influence operations” take place when there is no “lifafe stuffed with cash” or explicit quid pro quo? It’s remarkably simple.

As I have written, Pakistan gets what it wants from its stooges without paying them a dime directly. Although, in many cases, it does subsidize their writings by paying for their airfares to and from Pakistan and/or by facilitating their travel within Pakistan to places like Waziristan where their travel would otherwise be prohibited.

I know this, because the Pakistanis long tried to cultivate me but failed although I never let them pay for my international airfare and blogged about the various (often humorous) lies they sought to sell me.

What Pakistan is doing is running simple influence operations on these witting halfwits in which the ISI (Pakistan’s intelligence agency which runs and ruins Pakistan and is most notorious for supporting terrorist organizations) simply refuses to grant scholars, analysts and journalists visas and/or the much-coveted access to Derp State officials should they criticize the Derp State as I do, have done, and will do and for which I have been deemed Persona Non Grata. I will not sacrifice my integrity for a visa or any number of opportunities to be lied to by Derp State officials.

Pakistan is not the only country that does this: China has done this for decades. Many scholars, reporters and analysts have been ousted from China for writing what needs to be written and saying what needs to be said.

I am in a somewhat unique position to take this principled stand relative to my colleagues at think-tanks who generally have to “eat what they kill.” (This is think-tank lingo for “raise money to pay yourself or get lost.”) My livelihood does not depend upon me getting a visa for murderous regimes like Pakistan. In fairness to many of the ManBoys complaining about my outspoken description of the way shit works, they seek grants for which they assure their funders that they can get access to both Pakistan and India. India rarely denies these clowns visas no matter how idiotic their blather is; however, Pakistan is another story. And for that Pakistani visa and access to the Men in Khaki, these gents are happy to beclown themselves repeatedly. They seem not remotely disturbed that the red carpet they so adore is red with the blood of our citizens, friends and allies.

By the way: should a sentient person really believe that neither Krepon nor Wilder understand the simplicity of these operations? After all, Krepon has spent most of professional career engaging the Derp State and Andrew Wilder actually grew up in Pakistan as the child of missionaries. Wilder then worked for at least two decades with Save the Children in Islamabad and founded the Afghan Research and Evaluation Unit in Kabul before joining the USIP (which I prefer to call the “US Interlocutors for Pakistan”), where he and his organization have become part and parcel of the Zalmay Zalilzad [not a typo] effort to hand Afghanistan over to the Pakistanis, just as the United States did in 1989. Are we really to believe that these men are so jejune? You are welcome to your opinion but I do not believe for one femtosecond that these men, whose experiences with Pakistan span decades, are such ingenues.

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Ironically, ONE of the persons included on their email (produced below as text and as a screen shot above) is a retired USG intelligence analyst who was actually present at a meeting with me when the ISI’s academic and press handler explained Pakistan’s new policy in 2011/2011: the ISI would not issue visas to those who are critical of Pakistan. I will be watching attentively to see if this individual signs this letter.

The Latest Snowflake Meltdown: Andrew Wilder and Michael Krepon

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Below I reproduce the text they sent around. (I am omitting the email addresses of MOST recipients to protect them as they are innocent of this fucktangle of whiners who are angry about an agentive woman saying things they don’t like being said despite their glaring obviousness.

Some of the people they approached to sign their WhineAThon are curious. They include Asramort No-Imani (who is not a scholar; instead she is a known Fux Noise rabblerouser who previously tried to get me fired). She is actually a self-hating Muslim and slanders people–especially liberals and people of color–for hire. They also included Feroz Hassan Khan, another “two way radio” with the mother ship whose book, Smoking Grass (not its real name), I critically reviewed for its important flaws and Akbar Ahmad, whose risible tome on drones I panned for being empirically absurd and otherwise fatuous.

I am NOT obfuscating the senders’ email. Because why should I protect the guilty? Note that they must not have gotten the signature yield they initially desired as they sent it to lower-tier analysts who are not really South Asia scholars at all. So here we go. Ladies and Gentlemen, fasten your seat belts:

From: Michael Krepon <mkrepon@stimson.org>
Sent: Monday, October 14, 2019 5:45 PM
To: Sameer Lalwani <xxx@stimson.org>; Elizabeth Threlkeld <xxx@stimson.org>; TDalton@xxx.orggperkovich@xxx.orgroberthath47@gxxx.comsunildasgupta@xxx.edu; Feroz Hassan Khan (fhkhan@nps.edu); Tezi Schaffer<tcschaffer@xxx.com >; Polly Nayak <xxx.xxx>;Hassan Abbas < abbashassan@xxx.com>; Akbar Ahmad <akbar@american.edu>; Tricia Bacon <xxx@xxx.edu>;  Kamran Bokhari <xxx@gmail.com>; Robert Grenier <xxxxx@gmail.com>; Sahar Khan <xxxx@cato.org>; peter.r.lavoy@BIGOIL.com; Tanvi Madan <xxxx@brookings.edu; Asif Chaudhry <asifjchaudhry@yahoo.com>; Walter Anderson <xxxx@jhu.edu>; Ashley Tellis xxxx@ceip.org; Touquir Hussain <th258@xxx.edu>; Jack Gill gillj@xxx.edu; AsraMort NoImani asra@asranomani.comSadanand.Dhume@xxx.orgAAyres@xxx.org; Husain Haqqani <xxx@xxx.org>; Bill Milam <xx@gmail.com>; Aparna Pande <xxx@xxx.org>
Cc: Wilder, Andrew <awilder@usip.org>
Subject: RE: Letter to Georgetown Prez on Chris Fair’s ad hominem attacks and character defamation

Dear Colleagues,

Andrew Wilder and I have drafted a letter to Georgetown about Chris Fair’s characterizations of some of us as being tools of Pakistan’s military and intelligence services.
Her latest volleys can be found here:

  *  https://theprint.in/opinion/was-us-institute-of-peace-harbouring-a-pakistani-asset-the-case-of-moeed-yusuf/300386/
  *  https://theprint.in/opinion/washington-to-london-an-inside-account-of-how-pakistans-deep-state-grooms-isi-mouthpieces/245703/
Freedom of speech is precious; using it to spread poisonous and false attacks is an abuse of freedom of speech.
These abuses are all around us. They stain our political discourse. They ruin lives and reputations.
The internet offers no safeguards. Even so, Andrew and I seek to affirm a code of conduct for responsible standards and conduct within our modest community of researchers and analysts. Mutual respect is key. As is calling out unprofessional conduct.

Our proposed letter to the President of Georgetown is attached and can be found below. If you are willing to lend your name to this letter, please let me know by COB Thursday. We would like to list affiliations for purposes of identification only.

If you wish to discuss this with me, please email or call my cell number, below. We suspect this initiative will cause further eruptions. This is even more reason, in our view, for being on record calling for norms of proper professional conduct. Our silence isn’t helping.

Sincerely,
Michael

Michael Krepon | Co-founder
The Stimson Center | mkrepon@stimson.org<mailto:mkrepon@stimson.org> | 434.960.1111
1211 Connecticut Avenue NW | 8th Floor
Washington, DC 20036
http://www.stimson.org&lt;http://www.stimson.org/>
30 Years of Pragmatic Steps toward Creative Solutions
MacArthur Award for Creative & Effective Institutions

John J. DeGioia
President, Georgetown University
37th and O Streets, NW
Washington, D.C.  20057

Dear President DeGioia,

We wish to express our deep concern regarding the unprofessional conduct of Dr. C. Christine Fair, an associate professor at Georgetown University.

For many years Dr. Fair has made baseless ad hominem attacks on experts and scholars working on South Asia. She has frequently and publicly insinuated or explicitly claimed that some who do not agree with her perspective are “proxies” or “agents” of the Pakistani state and its intelligence services. These accusations are unfounded and unsubstantiated. They are not only slanderous, they can endanger individuals engaged in their research and analysis.

The signers of this letter belong to a community of analysts working on South Asia. We may disagree with one another on various issues, but we respect each other’s work. We avoid libel and slander. We do not infer that those who disagree with our views have ulterior motives or are in the employ of foreign intelligence services. We accept professional courtesies, standards and practices not only when writing and speaking as representatives of our institutions, but also when writing and speaking in our personal capacities.

We believe in freedom of expression, and Dr. Fair is certainly entitled to her own views and to disagree with the views and analyses of other experts. But as professionals whose work relies on guarantees of free expression, we also believe strongly that with freedom comes responsibility. Character assassination, ad hominem attacks, slander and innuendo to try to undermine the credibility of scholars and experts with whom Dr. Fair disagrees ought to be out of bounds for the faculty of an esteemed academic institution. Such attacks create risks and reputational harm not only to those being targeted without reason but also to Georgetown.We would request that Georgetown take appropriate actions to ensure that the irresponsible and unprofessional behavior of Dr. Fair not endanger or maliciously undermine the work of others.

Signed (Affiliations for identification purposes only),

Cc:  Robert Groves, Provost, Georgetown University

  Joel Hellman, Dean, Edmund A. Walsh School of Foreign Service, Georgetown University

This isn’t the first time someone has done this and it won’t be the last. Every fucktangle of assholery, stupidity and snowflakedom and/or his/her/their aunt/uncle/pet ferret has emailed my employer or will do so before they choke on their own boorishness. In other words, this is no one’s first Weasel Rodeo.

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First, in 2013, there was Saleem Ali who actually wrote a letter complaining that I called him a “sexist pig” and a “douche canoe.” I wish I were making it up. But I am not. The greatest minds of my employer had to huddle to evaluate what a “douche canoe” is and whether it’s racist. [It’s not.] The precipitant of this was his unrelenting casual misogyny that spanned about five years and his petulent demands that I “take him seriously” as a scholar of Pakistani security issues. Given that he is a forestry engineer, I declined. And once he did not get the attention he craved, he tried to coerce it by complaining to my employer that by calling him a sexist pig I was in fact a Muslimphobe because he’s a Muslim and pigs are unclean or whatever. (Unfortunately for Muslim misogynists, there is no “sexist cow” or other alternative halal moniker. That’s the expression we have and that’s the expression we use.) Ironically, the nincompoop also wrote a slanderous blog in which he called me an “internet bully” because I refused to endure his casual and not-so casual misogyny. He also sent emails requesting that my colleagues get on his wheel-free “fire CCF” bandwagon. He had few takers. People know that while I am salty, I am not an Islamophobe. They also observed his noxious behavior over these five years and he himself had an unfortunate mishap with telling Shias in Pakistan that they deserve they violence they get because of their rituals. That did not go over well with the liberal South Asianists he sought to woo. His bid to silence me crumbled like a turd cookie. [Is that I thing?]

Then there was the infamous Asramort No-Imani who took exception to my criticizing her mendacious editorial in the Washington Post defending her vote for the GrophenFuhrer.[No link because I don’t want to drive traffic to her intellectual equivalent of “tampon string piss.”]

I wrote about 12 Tweets publicly denouncing her nonsense. After she sent a cloying DM via Twitter, I told her to “Go To Hell.” This was a private message, which she made public because she has no other means of making money other than generating controversies. So, she went crying to Fux Noise which actually made two week-long news cycles out of my private, singular message to this Bill Cosby of American Muslims.

I have since been vindicated many times over with respect to this nutjob. She has famously helped to mainstream and mainline the new “Elders of Zion” anti-Semitic rubbish in the Wall Street Journal; she called me a “left-wing terrorist” on the Kojo Namdi Show because I insisted upon the ouster of “Dick” Spencer, a known Nazi, from my gym because I had the audacity to believe gym employees have right to a safe work environment; among other cerebro-analy inverted shenanigans that are literally too numerous to count. Ironically, this trash bag of compost harassed my employer for well over two months; however, rightwingnut rags fallaciously accused me of harassing her for two months without evidence. They did so even though the Tweets demonstrate (and which they published) that my comments were restricted in number and time frame in contrast to her relentless campaign to get me reprimanded, fired, etc. The “evidence” they presented in fact undermined their own argument. But no one has accused the Fux Noise or the Daily Failer of being mindful of facts nor their “readers” of critically evaluating claims and the evidence undergirding them.

And who can forget Annie Cowen, the ostensibly revered India Bureau Chief for the Washington Post. This stable genius wrote my employer in 2015 whining that I called a piece she co-authored a “rookie move.” (Fun fact: I had actually assumed the first author, Tim McGirk, was responsible for the majority of the shitshow as he was the one based in Pakistan.) She thought that this was uncivil. She also took umbrage at my War on the Rocks article in which I eviscerated the silliness-festooned false-equivalence circus that she and McGirk scribbled (in fat crayons that are safe for addle-pates to use) for the Washington Post. In her letter to my employer, she also repined that I had favorited and retweeted (gasp) an article that advised men on what women like in bed and asked if this is “consistent with Jesuit values.”

Then there were/are the White Male Christian Supremacist Brigades, who took objection to my objection over the deepening rape culture in the United States actively promoted by the US president and US Senate Judiciary Committee. At the instigation of Fucker Carlson and his slithering ilk who made any number of libelous claims which were further promulgated by other rightwingnut radio and web-based outlets, thousands of violent rubes, cretins, troglodytes and invertebrates threatened me and my employer with violence (often expressed with numerous logical and grammatical shortcomings).

So, in short, the latest effort by Y-Chromosome-possessing-Snowflakes to disingenuously complain to my employer is not new. I have T-Rex skin. With each bout of harassment and stochastic terrorism, I grow inured to these stunts.

That which does not kill you makes you bitchier. I call this “The Bitchening.”

So gentlemen, I will keep calling out the shit circus as I see it. And I don’t care if that pisses off snowflakes of any politically persuasion.

If the ManChildren want, I am happy to get them some…burnol or diapers. Their choice. Oh fuck it! I’ll buy them both products because I’m feeling generous tonight.

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When “Aunt Lydia” of Campus Reform Tried to Launch Another Harassment Campaign: This is what she got.

On Sunday morning, after a night of raucous feminist crafting, I get the below note from Abigail Marone (abigailmarone@gmail.com) from Campus Reform, which once again is cleaning out its diaper over one of my tweets.

Good Afternoon Prof. Fair,

I am writing to request a comment for an article I am writing for Campus Reform about your recent tweet:

“Look at thus chorus of entitled white men justifying a serial rapist’s arrogated entitlement.

All of them deserve miserable deaths while feminists laugh as they take their last gasps. Bonus: we castrate their corpses and feed them to swine? Yes.”

Would you be willing to elaborate on the tweet? Specifically, do you think students on campus may be uncomfortable because of the references to violence?

My deadline is tomorrow at 6pm. If you would like to provide a comment but need a longer window of time, please let me know.
Cheers,

Abigail Marone 

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And here’s what she got.

Dear Aunt Lydia (or perhaps, more appropriately,  Serena Joy Waterford ? Which do you prefer? I prefer Aunt Lydia, so I’ll roll with that. Cool?)

First, I do not respond to inquiries about my private speech on any other email other than my private email. Please take note of that for future harassment because, rest assured, you will continue to harass me because I will not be silenced. I will continue to Tweet things that make you uncomfortable and I will do this by choice. I will select words and phrases that will make you and your fellow-travelers furious.

My choice of words is intended to make you uncomfortable. Because I—and tens of millions of women in this country—are uncomfortable with the ongoing war on our lives, our bodies, our fundamental freedoms, and our access to social and economic justice. Women—whether we are white, women of color, rich or poor—are potential victims of this war. And some of us have been victimized repeatedly. (There’s actually a body of scientific literature on this very fact, although the reasons are debated.)

And you, Aunt Lydia, are a potential victim of this war as well even though you shill for those persons and institutions who sustain it and seek to perpetuate it. Do you think your potential assailant will care that you enable the patriarchal structures that devalue our lives and the work we do and construct legal structures that privilege the attacker? Do you think complicit women and lousy men will be less likely to slut shame you because you are one of their paid-keyboards? No, Aunt Lydia.

In addition to confronting actual violence to our persons from strangers and intimates alike, we are also systematically paid less, less likely to be hired, less likely to be promoted and rewarded for our productivity. If you are pregnant or a mother, the economic hit is larger. Oddly, married men are more productive than their unmarried counterparts.  So, Aunt Lydia, the war on women perdures. I’m a fifty-year-old woman. I am fighting the same fight I fought when I was a young woman, the same fight my mother fought and her mother fought before her. Why don’t you fight for us and with us, instead of against us?

Second, why do you complicit muckrakers continue to link my private speech on social media to anyone’s feelings? After all, is anyone made to follow me on Twitter? No. Most people who follow me are not even American given that my work is on South Asia. Oddly, it is you and your wretched excuse for what passes as journalism that actually gives my Tweets legs they would not otherwise have.

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I have to tell you: it makes me absolutely happy when Faux Noise or Daily Failure (or other similar wastes of electrons) takes my Tweets and delivers them to their “readership.” I cannot hope to do better than that. So thank you for amplifying my message about the CON-servative-led war on women in this country.

Rest assured, I understand your game. This is not my first or last encounter with CON-servative bullying. You will run your “story.” Then Faux Noise will pick it up.  (I suspect but can’t prove that this happens collusively and deliberately. Do you meet your Faux Noise “catcher” over a Virgin Bloody Mary brunch to coordinate your contrived arbitrary “deadlines”?) Maybe the Drudgery Resort or the Daily Failure will do so as well. Bonus! Then the outlets for the deeply racist, misogynist, anti-Semitic, x-phobic bigotry connoisseurs run your mishmash of outrage on their pages. (Maybe Sean Insanity or Laura Ingrate will even feature it for their mobs of CON-servative snowflakes.) All of this is an effort to do several deliberately vicious things, which is ironical if anyone took your purported concern about “violence” and “safety” seriously.

For one thing, you intend to outrage CON-servatives (especially those pissed off men who hate women) and thus motivate them to harass me and send me threatening missives. If you don’t intend to do this, then you’re ludicrously obtuse because this is the inevitable consequence of your “reportage.” Would you like to see some of the violent missives I get as a result this “news” cycle? (It turns out, you can see them on my Tumblr blog: ShitMenSay.) And thus you DO KNOW that your “story” is intended to create violent conditions for me and, yet, you do this deliberately. For another, you’re also trying to threaten my livelihood and thus, by creating various forms of insecurity and violence, you try to silence me. But, Aunt Lydia, unlike your “readership,” I am not a snowflake.

Humorously, CON-servatives propound free speech when it comports with their ideology of fundamental inequality for women, people of color, immigrants, LGBTQI, non-Christians, among others who destabilize their fantasy of Ozzie and Harriet.  (CON-servatives can’t get enough free speech it enables the vitriol of inter alia, Nazi marches on American campuses, pedophilia-defending CON-servative trash talkers like Milo, purveyors of all types of hate speech like Ann Poultergeist).

You and I—and all of your readership—must confront the fact that today’s CON-servative party has become a party of white, straight-male, Christian supremacy.  (On foreign and fiscal policy, I am much more of a traditional conservative. But that party is long gone. The CON-servative party is now the party of Trumpism and the fascism and hate it represents and mobilizes.)

And, Aunt Lydia,  you won’t shut me up because I won’t be silent. There is no amount of intimidating “journalist horseplay” that you and your CON-spirators can deploy to silence me.  In short, y’ all keep picking the wrong target.

Third, turning to the tweet in question,

“Look at thus chorus of entitled white men justifying a serial rapist’s arrogated entitlement.

All of them deserve miserable deaths while feminists laugh as they take their last gasps. Bonus: we castrate their corpses and feed them to swine? Yes.”

I am most certainly going to elaborate, Aunt Lydia. There is a war going on against women and you, and your despicable herd of so-called journalists seeking to protect male privilege and shame women for our victimization or our rage, are complicit in this war. And unlike the victims of this war, you chose to be a partisan.

Let me tell you a few things about me, Aunt Lydia. My abuse began when I was in nursery school and ended when I was thirteen. I was abused by my uncle. My family knew but did nothing. He abused his son and his daughter too. His son murdered himself. My cousin is schizophrenic and homeless. I am the “survivor.” The consequence of my family’s selective ignorance is that he murdered my aunt (after whom I am named) when I was in college. Like many women who went through what Dr. Ford went through, I recognized several things during Thursday’s shitshow.

First, I recognized Dr. Ford’s memory and the kinds of things her brain encoded. I remember where I was abused for the first time: on the couch in our basement where my aunt and uncle lived. I know that it happened around the time my infant brother died because my mother was depressed and dysfunctional and slept all day, but I couldn’t give you a year or a month without working backwards from Johnny’s death certificate. (Dr. Ford could have done the same if she knew when Mr. Judge worked at Safeway.) I know where I lived—on Weiser Park in Ft. Wayne Indiana but I couldn’t describe our neighborhood. I couldn’t tell you the weather outside, but I can tell you what the basement felt like.

Second, I remember the feeling of guilt and shame and responsibility even though I was in nursery school. There is one person to blame for these crimes: the perpetrator.

Third, I recognized the rage of Kavanaugh when confronted with his crime. (By the way, his temperament makes him ill-suited to judge catfood much less serve on any bench in this country.) And I recognized the frightened rage of those who protected him. After all, they are coming under fire for protecting him. They are defending their equities in doing so. They are no different from that father who knows his brother is assaulting his daughter but does nothing because action produces outcomes that are too complicated to navigate or negotiate. And ultimately it’s easier to blame the female than it is to blame the male in American society where men are entitled to be unable to control themselves while women and girls are held responsible for inciting men’s lack of control.

You don’t like my violent words even though they pose no threat to anyone. I did not call for violence. I merely articulated what my spirituality says about these vile souls. Surely, as a fine upstanding Christian, you condemn the goddless heathens like me to an afterlife of hell? You can micturate in your yoga pants at my WORDS, but I am angry at the VIOLENCE done to women and children in this country and the preponderant complicity of ONE political party. (PS: I condemn Bill Clinton and supported his impeachment. I wish the GOP had the same standards today! Ellison should be prosecuted, and Frankel should have stepped down. I am not a hypocrite. I don’t support predators because they support my politics. Too bad most CON-servatives are not this ethical.)

My question for YOU is why are you CON-servatives so afraid of women’s rage and anger? You KNOW there is a war on women going on AND the Republican party and evangelical and other so-called religious CON-servatives are partners in waging it. I’m going to give you some facts, Aunt Lydia. According to RAINN (Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network):

  1. Every 98 seconds an American is sexually assaulted.
  2. 1 in 6 American women has been the victim of an attempted or completed rape in her lifetime (14.8% completed, 2.8% attempted).
  3. Between 2009 and 2013, Child Protective Services agencies substantiated, or found strong evidence to indicate that, 63,000 children a year were victims of sexual abuse.
  4. A majority of child victims are 12-17. Among survivors who under the age of 18: 34% of victims of sexual assault and rape are under age 12, and 66% of victims of sexual assault and rape are age 12-17.
  5. And, less spoken about but equally important, ~ 3% of American men—or 1 in 33—have experienced an attempted or completed rape in their lifetime.

Women are also the victims of partner violence. According to the National Coalition Against Domestic Violence.

  1. On average, ~20 people per minute are physically abused by an intimate partner in this country, totally some 10 million women and men.
  2. 1 in 3 women and 1 in 4 men have been victims of physical violence by an intimate partner within their lifetime in one form or another. 1 in 4 women and 1 in 7 men have been victims of severe physical violence by an intimate partner in their lifetime.
  3. The presence of a gun in a domestic violence situation increases the risk of homicide by 500%. (Yet this country can’t get enough guns.)
  4. Intimate partner violence accounts for 15% of all violent crime.
  5. Women between the ages of 18-24 are most commonly abused by an intimate partner.

You should familiarize yourself with the other statistics.  According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (and organization eviscerated by the current regime), “Homicide is one of the leading causes of death for women aged ≤44 years.”

Since your “publication,” purportedly addresses “campus reform” and “safety,” are you concerned about the environment of sexual violence and predation that female students, staff and faculty encounter on our campuses? If not, you should be. Here are some more facts for you, again according to RAINN. Sexual violence on campus is a pervasive fact of life.

  1. 2% of all students experience rape or sexual assault through physical force, violence, or incapacitation (among all graduate and undergraduate students).
  2. Among graduate and professional students, 8.8% of females and 2.2% of males experience rape or sexual assault through physical force, violence, or incapacitation.
  3. Among undergraduate students, 23.1% of females and 5.4% of males experience rape or sexual assault through physical force, violence, or incapacitation.
  4. 2% of students have experienced stalking since entering college.

Turning to my own experience at the University of Chicago, I was subjected to an attempted assault, an individual who tried to make me fellate him and stalking.  (There is something about a bold woman that really pisses men off. Maybe you should write about that?)

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In short, Aunt Lydia, your priorities are screwed up. You need to ask yourself why you are using your voice, your keyboard and your words to defend a system that is designed to allow men to harm us. Why, Aunt Lydia, are you deliberately engaging in a campaign to smear me–a private woman–who is rightfully and righteously angry at the war on our lives, bodies and livelihoods? Why are you deliberately whipping up a mob of toxic men who will write about 150 emails to me..some of whom will threaten me, specifically, with specific kinds of violence? Is this why you went to journalism school ? (Assuming you went to journalism school.)  Is this really your professional aspiration? What is the next step in your aspirational ladder? Daily Failer? Faux Noise? Seriously.  Why do you want to be a complicit cog in this machinery that mows us down and protects the perpetrators? Think about it.  Think about using your voice for good..not integrity-free, muckraking.

Have a fabulous Sunday.

As always, this will be a blog post by the time you get it.

Warmest

C.C.F.

N.B.: This post was edited for typos etc. after I sent Aunt Lydia the first draft.

Post-script: When I went to see what garbage this hack puked up on her Twitter feed, I found that this CON-servative snowflake had actually blocked me. I don’t think I’ve even had an exchange with this Aunt Lydia. Abigail

When Campus Reform Tried to Bully Me: The “Reporter” got This Response

When  Zachary Thomas Petrizzo, Senior Washington DC Correspondent, Campus Reform, sent me this email, this is the response he got.

Post Script: Given his commitment to integrity in reporting, he apparently published his “story” before getting my response.  I’m sure he was on a life-or-death timeline given that THIS story is so important to his readership. Dog forbid he actually wait for the response of the subject he wishes to malign!  Also, he seems to think that all I do is read my email in anticipation that a conservative troll may ask me noxious questions. Sorry Zach! I’m a busy lady! I couldn’t get to your silly queries on your schedule. Actually. Not Sorry. Upside: with chops like this, you’ll be writing for the Daily Failer any day now!

Dear Mr. Petrizzo:

Are you, in the service of your “concern trolling tabloid,” emailing all private citizens about their full exercise of their First Amendment freedoms to combat the wave of misogynist, bigotry, mendacity and indifference to rule-of-law on display by the occupant of the White House and the complicit members of the Vichy GOP who are more wedded to the interests of their hate-mongering party than their country?

Are you concern trolling conservative tweeters who make non-conservatives uncomfortable?  For example, you could consider emailing those tweeters who defend the recent policy of stealing children from asylum seekers (and then losing them) with the intention of deterring people from seeking asylum. There is evidence that the current hateful (mal)administration intended this separation of children from their families was intended to be permanent.

Surely, since conservatives are “pro-children” and “pro-family,” this must have outraged conservatives such as yourself and your readers, particularly since we know that this policy will inflict irreparable harm upon these children who have been traumatized by this heinous policy.

Did you concern troll those who retweeted or otherwise applauded Attorney General Sessions who, while speaking in my hometown of Ft. Wayne IN, defended this repugnant policy using –wait for it–Romans 13 from the Bible that many conservatives think should be the basis of US law?   Did you concern troll aficionados of conservative muckraker and all around terrible person, Laura Ingraham, who called these horrific and expensive (but very profitable for the organizations running them) detention centers for stolen children a “summer camp“?

Or have you singled me out for some particular reason? Please do explain your motive.

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Just kidding. I know your intentions and that of your tabloid. You seek to intimidate me into silence. You seek to equate my moral rejection of the x-phobic, racist, misogynist, science-rejecting, white supremacy-embracing, autocracy defending offenses of the conservative movement with the actual x-phobia, racism, misogyny, science-rejection, white supremacy-embrace and autocracy embrace of the contemporary conservative movement.

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In other words, Mr. Petrizzo, my rejection of bigotry is not the moral equivalent of the bigotry of today’s conservatives.

FWIW: I have been harassed by Pakistani intelligence, American Nazis, and the hordes of vulgarians who goose-step and harass agentive women like myself to the kazoo tunes of Fox News and its equivalent print “media.” I have skin as thick as a velociraptor. I will not be intimidated by you, your minions or fellow purveyors of your agenda. In short, I will not be the cooperative target you want me to be. 

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But, I will address your questions forthrightly and robustly. Note that this will be a blog post by the time you receive this response. This post will enable your more empirically-inclined “readership” to see my arguments in full rather than those items which you will likely curate perhaps for reasons of brevity or less benign reasons.

Rushing to Judgement: Me or Senator Grassley?

You asked with all ostensible sincerity whether my tweets about “Judge Kavanaugh” are premature? Your question is amusing (and offensive) because you don’t have enough self-awareness to understand its implicit bias.

Your question implies that Judge Kavanaugh, who has a long history of seeking to deprive women of the right the choose, is innocent of attempted sexual assault. Also implied in your question is the assertion that Professor Christine Blasey Ford is guilty of lying.

You probably cannot understand why a woman like myself is beyond exhausted by the tendency of men to presume that (especially white) men are innocent of these crimes while women are guilty of making them up. Out of morbid curiosity, did you concern troll anyone who rushes to assert that people of color murdered by the police are guilty–even when they were innocent and unarmed and eventual exculpatory evidence proved this? Have you ever concern trolled anyone who called a Muslim shooter a terrorist before we have full information? In contrast, white, conservative mass-murderers who kill with a political agenda are also described as mentally-ill, non-terrorists even though they fit the FBI definition of a terrorist. (I forgot! The FBI is the enemy of the people! A cancer even!)

You also seem ignorant of or indifferent to Type 1 versus Type II errors.  If one assumes that Kavanaugh is innocent when he is not, we confirm a rapist to the highest court of this land with a lifetime appointment. If one assumes he is guilty and he is innocent, he still has a job. Of course. if you’re a conservative, white man who believes in white (elite) male privilege, having a preference for a Type II error will practically give you an aneurysm. (If you feel symptoms coming on, run–don’t walk–to the hospital. I hope your employer provides your insurance or you have some watered-down, more expensive version of Obamacare dubbed risibly “TrumpCare.”) Do note that a preference for a Type II error is actually “conservative.”

Of course, it is not actually me who is rushing to judgment in any way that matters. After all, I am a private citizen. But the Republicans in charge of this process are rushing to judgment. Senate Judiciary Chairman Chuck Grassley disingenuously opined “It would be a disservice to Dr. Ford, Judge Kavanaugh, this Committee, and the American people to delay this hearing any further.” This is truly olid.

After all, Mitch McConnel–in the most undemocratic display of partisan chicanery and abuse of power–denied Merrick Garland a hearing and, as you surely know, also shut down numerous lawful Obama appointments. Why were those “delays” not a grotesque disservice to the American people? You and I know the answer: the “conservative party” has an agenda that relies upon stuffing the supreme court with well-spoken and bespoken troglodytes who wish to vitiate the civil rights of women, people of color, LGBTQI among other groups. And, let me be clear: that agenda offends me.

Moreover, Mr. Grassley seems to think it’s completely okay to dictate the time and manner in which a victim testifies in close proximity to her perpetrator. Have you ever been sexually assaulted? If you were (and I have been), you’d understand the problems with this. To use a term of art: it’s “revictimizing.”

Moreover, Professor Ford has requested an investigation by the FBI (that agency that the occupant of the White House maligns on a quotidian basis). She has also requested other witnesses to testify. These are reasonable requests which strengthen her credibility. (An FBI investigation did occur in the Anita Hill fiasco, which I am old enough to remember and to be sickened by.) No woman stands up publicly and identifies a high profile attacker without full consequences of the conservative rage this will induce. We’ve witnessed this before with the conservatives’ favorite child molester: Ray Moore. His accusers were subject to all sorts of threats and harassment.  In short, I believe her. And should I be proven correct, I will be the first to hoist myself upon my own petard or that of any other.

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The only party that is germane to this issue that is rushing literally to judgment is the Republicans who have demonstrated repeatedly to have no regard for women, our lives or our issues.

What is the harm in delaying this vote such that more evidence can be sought? After all, Mr. Kavanugh will have a lifetime appointment during which time he can deprive women, LGBTQI, people of color and anyone else all of the rights he can!  You and I again know the answer to my obviously rhetoric question: the Grab our Pussy Party wants to stuff the court with their woman-hating, x-phobic, business-loving political judges before the mid-term elections.

Even if we had incontrovertible evidence that the assault took place, many of your conservatives would not even care. Notably, Orin Hatch (one of your fine conservative stalwarts) even said that it wouldn’t matter “If that was true, I think it would be hard for senators to not consider who the judge is today…That’s the issue. Is this judge a really good man? And he is. And by any measure he is.

Let that sink in: even if he did sexually assault Dr. Ford, Mr. Hatch still thinks he is a “good man…by any measure.” Do you know how insulting this is to women? Let me tell you in a picture because pictures best explain my rage:

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You have some hubris emailing a woman about this.

Then who can forget this photo from the current woman-hating government? This has nothing to do directly with your question, but it’s a good reminder of the villainous rubes running and ruining our country.

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You know what you’ll never see? A room full of man-hating female (cis or trans) legislators sitting around a table discussing coverage for your Viagra, your Cialis, your prostate preventative care, your prostate cancer, your gynecomastia (moobs if you will) if it becomes cancerous, etc.

So I think your absurd question is best posed to Senators Grassley and Hatch: why are they literally rushing to judgment unless they truly do not give a rat’s turd about this potential crime. And it’s clear from Senator Hatch’s comments that he does not give a said piece of rat fecal matter about the guilt or innocence of a potential rapist becaue even if he is a rapist, he’s still a “good man.”

Conservative Snowflakes and Their Feelings?

You also asked me if “these tweets could make conservatives feel uncomfortable?”

It’s a curious question because it implies that the comfort of conservatives enjoys a privileged over my own comfort and that of liberals. After all, who is making anyone read my tweets. Were you strapped down and forced to read them? That mere fact that I tweeted things that offended you compelled you to write? Have I ever even bothered refuting any of the nonsense your tabloid publishes or similar tabloids? Not really. Why? I understand that freedom of speech works for us all. I also am a grownup and I understand that I have no right not to be offended. I also understand that arguing with data-resistant conservatives is akin to micturating in the ocean and then expecting the water level to rise.

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So let me ask you: Why are conservatives more entitled to feeling comfortable than I am or those who think as I do? What gives conservatives a special access to a comfort zone? Weren’t conservatives the ones who were hollering about and mocking liberals and their purported demands–voiced in screechy tones with tears in their eyes–for “trigger warnings,” “safe spaces,” their stammering for “political correctness”?  After all, the below picture summarizes one of the conservative positions on this very subject. I guess that the sentiment was “fuck MY feelings,” not YOUR feelings, right? Guess what: I’m not a snowflake. I’m not politically correct. And I am not shutting up.

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Perhaps you’ll say that my language is naughty and it’s my language that melts the conservative snowflakes?

My response to this grouse? Bollocks.

I learned from 60 Minutes that the current occupant of the White House raw-dogged a porn star, sent a goon to shut her up with actual hush-money. (He also lied about raw-dogging her and then paying hush money to said porn star..like he lies about everything else. But he eventually conceded to all and conservatives were like “cool. Jesus loves the sinner!”) Need I remind you that he raw-dogged said porn star while his wife (a visa, violating immigrant who facilitated chain migration) was nursing her anchor-baby Baron. (You’ll recognize that vocabulary from your current conservative party. I thought it was best to use the vernacular of your constituents for maximal clarity.)

But does a serial womanizing, multiple wife-having, porn-star-payoff making immoral wretch like the current occupant upset conservatives and their “family values”? Oh hell no. Many believe that god put this obscene disgrace of a human in the white house for the sole purpose of advancing their hitty agenda.  (Yes. I do believe that misogyny, racism, white supremacy, x-phobic bigotry and associated pathologies are the sine qua non of a shitty agenda.) We know god has an off-color sense of humor, don’t we? This is in addition to literally hearing this man boast of grabbing women’s genitalia and other acts of sexual assault and mocking women for being fat (that’s crazy, because he’s morbidly obese), ridicule women’s menstrual cycles. I can go on about this individual’s repugnant language. And then I’d have to get to all of the racist and other offensive verbiages and conduct espoused by him and other GOP candidates across the country at different levels of government. If you have a problem with my language…you should have a problem with the current GOP party’s language and–more importantly–its actions.

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Quite frankly I hope conservatives do feel uncomfortable by my tweets. Because I intend to highlight and call attention to the full range of their hypocrisy and to dilate upon the policies that they embrace which are antithetical to the values of this country –all of which make me feel comfortable in my country. Let me enumerate the reasons for my discomfort with so-called “conservatives.”

  1. The conservatives, whose feelings are purportedly so fragile, oppose fundamental equality of opportunity and outcome among persons who differ by, inter alia, gender, caste, creed, race, ethnicity, or who they love. The current conservative party opposes regulation that saves lives.
    1. For example, who foresaw Trump trying to facilitate an asbestos comeback? Your conservatives apparently believe that Americans have an unfettered right to drink poisoned water, eat dangerous food, and breath air laden with pollutants and carcinogens which have been tied to specific illnesses and adverse health outcomes. They are undoing any sensible regulation and legislation intended to retard climate change which not only threatens Americans but most–if not all–species on the plant.
    2. These snowflake conservatives want to deprive all Americans the right to marry the people of their choices.
    3. They engage in an effort to deny every person their right to vote, especially if they are people of color.
    4. They seek to deprive women access to birth control or other means of choosing when we have children. Control of our fecundity is central to our access to economic justice. (But oddly they do not holler about Viagra. If god intended those men to have erections, they would not need Viagra, right! And jeez. If life is truly sacred, sperm are very much alive for the short lives they enjoy. Every instance of ejaculation not into a vagina with a ready egg is a sperm genocide. See this helpful post of the life and lifetime of a sperm: https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/319669.php. Where is the conservative outrage over the sperm genocide? And what will happen to those conservative politicians when their knocked-up mistresses can’t be forced to have abortions?!
    5. Despite being “pro-life,” the fetus fetishists have no interest in providing women health care or ensuring comprehensive health care for all children. Essentially, for conservatives, once you’re no longer a fetus, you’re on your own. This belies the fact that fetus fetishists are not truly concerned about children; rather, controlling women. I may also point out that conservatives don’t seem concerned about the death penalty, warmongering or other things that take lives away from people.
    6. In December 2017, Paul Ryan actually said that American women should be cranking out more babies. Well if the current conservative party wants us to crank out more offspring, they should consider paying us. In fact, forced labor is actual slavery.
      1. In the service of reproducing humanity, literally, women are subjected to a vagina tax. Our costs of maintaining what conservatives believe is a “public good,” run into the tens of thousands of dollars over our lifetimes, excluding the opportunity costs of investing those expenditures more productively.
      2. This is in addition to the well-known “woman” tax in the labor market. White women fare best. Women of color fare the worst. And once you get married and pregnant, the penalties in the labor market are even direr. Conversely, when men get married their productivity and wages increases. Why? Because women subsidize their productivity. (Let me know if you need some sources. Again, these studies are done by economists who do that math sorcery.)
    7. The current Republican Party is not conservative. In fact, it is radical. It has not pursued fiscal conservatism during my adult lifetime. Rather, it has pursued expansive tax cuts which disproportionately benefit business and wealthy persons. This is not “conservatism.” At the same time, it has deepened our deficits. The Republican Party, which risibly calls itself a party of compassion seeks to consistently undermine any modicum of a social welfare net. So while it is perfectly happy making private jets a tax write off, it vilifies the poor who require various forms of public assistance. I’m pretty sure Jesus would be disgusted this.
    8. Not only is the current Republican party a party of, for and by the wealthy, but it is also a party that openly espouses white supremacy. Not only is this apparent but the things they say, scientists have also found this to be largely the case.  Political Scientist, Dana Mutz, found that Trump voters were motivated by “Both growing domestic racial diversity and globalization contributed to a sense that white Americans are under siege by these engines of change.” According to another study by Brian F. Schaffner ,

      “The 2016 campaign witnessed a dramatic polarization in the vote choices of whites based on (their level of) education…Very little of this gap can be explained by the economic difficulties faced by less-educated whites. Rather, most of the divide appears to be associated with sexism, and denialism of racism.”Very little of this gap can be explained by the economic difficulties faced by less-educated whites. Rather, most of the divide appears to be associated with sexism, and denialism of racism.”

    9. The current occupant of 1600 Pennsylvania cannot bring himself to denounce white extremist groups that propound this noxious ideology. The current occupant of said address has a long history: of mocking women, boasting about assaulting women, has a long line of women claiming they were assaulted by him, vilifying minorities, jeering at the disabled, disparaging our FBI and intelligence agencies, denigrating those elements of the free press which holds him to account for lying on matters big and small on a daily basis, subverting a special counsel investigation into criminal conduct by him and his party, calling for a hostile country to hack into the email servers of his political foe, approbating dictators who murder and abuse their opposition.
    10. The current “conservative party,” rejects climate science. In fact, it has done so since the late 1970s when scientists understood the link between anthropogenic activities and climate change. This is not conservative. This a radical death cult that opposes any policies of sensible earth stewardship. The conservative party says it cares about life. If that were true, it should care about the deadly consequences of anthropogenic climate change which is real. (Of course, this same group of persons rejects evolution. For the record, I can’t even entertain that view. It is as sensible as a belief in sorcery.)
    11. We are not a democracy today and are becoming less democratic. The current Senate majority is elected by a minority of Americans. Unlike other parliamentary democracies in which the federating units have equal representation in the upper house but are essentially powerless, our Senate has the most significant powers with respect to cabinet appointments and stacking the judiciary. As this country undergoes demographic shifts towards the coastal and urban areas, which are also the most economically productive, this misrepresentation of the Senate will become extreme. By 2040, academic experts who engage in this voodoo science called math predict that “30 percent of the population of the country will control 68 percent of the seats in the U.S. Senate. Or, more starkly, half the population of the country will control 84 percent of those seats.” The fairness of elections to the House of Representatives and state assemblies is undermined by, inter alia, gerrymandering, racist efforts to deter persons of color from voting as well as assertive patterns in where people choose to live. The party that benefits from this is the Republican party which has an agenda which is deeply discomforting to me.
    12. I can go on. But I have work to do.

The noxious politics of conservatives seek to deprive me of my rights and others who do not share their sky tyrant beliefs make me uncomfortable. In short, if I make conservatives feel uncomfortable, they should feel welcome in the club.

Warmest

CC Fair

A Totally Not Ironic “Jefferson Obama Dinner”

If you’re a fellow Democrat who cares about racism, social justice, who is sick of the DNC pandering to the Old White Pantheon of Great Men who contributed to our nation’s first sin (slavery: if you need a refresher), can you kindly email these fools in our party? 

Charlotte Mitchell sent this to me last night and we both were like “are you fucking kidding me?”

Feel free to use my note as a template. Just let them know that this is complete bullshit. Also, this is a recipe for failure…morally and politically.

info@fairfaxdemocrats.org
Good Morning
I am writing to express my utter dismay at this “Jefferson Obama Dinner.”  That this is the second “Jefferson Obama Dinner” suggests that no sensible person disabused you of this noxious concept.
Whether or not I am sensible, I defer to your judgment. But I want to register my utter contempt at this concept as well as dismay for at least four, albeit inter-related, reasons.
First, it is tone deaf. Many Americans across this country are tired of these anachronistic figures being heralded as unquestioned heroes. What part of this movement and message are you choosing not to hear?
Second, it does violence to our efforts to achieve a more just and equal America. As you surely know, Jefferson imagined an America for and by free white men. Women and people of color were chattels to be owned by white men. Yet you cannot even fathom the grotesque image that you have formed by juxtaposing –apparently without irony or even self-reflection–the image of an unrepentant slave owner and author of while male America to that of this nation’s first black president.
Third, Jefferson was a known rapist. Surely you know that Jefferson raped his slaves. (I don’t want to hear about how “complicated his affair” with Hemings really was. How can there be genuine consent between an owner and the owned?) He could not even bother freeing his own offspring upon his death.
Obama’s presidency was a triumph over the image of Jefferson. Obama moved into the white house which had been built by slaves…the very slaves that Jefferson’s government permitted.
I also wish that you had some understanding that the white voter is not going to save this country. You cannot bring those people back.  Frankly, if a white person voted for Trump, the GoP can keep them. They do not represent the values of any party to which I want to be associated. The way forward is by reaching out and appealing to and representing people of color, young persons who have not voted, independents and Republicans who can no longer vote for the current GOP. These folks–many of whom are people of color– are the political future of this party. What part of the Alabama election did you not understand? What part of the HRC voter pattern do you not understand still? And by “reaching out to” I do not mean “pandering to.” I mean fielding candidates who look like the voters you wish to reach and who are willing to forge inclusive policies that are aimed at social justice for all.
Pandering to those who want to make America white again is not going to defeat Trump.  Pandering to the pantheon of Great White Men who are at the roots of country’s first sins will not fix our current malaise. Rather bringing together all of us who want a better America based upon social justice for all (and that means reproductive justice) is the way forward.
I’m not going to bother to spell checking this missive. I’m blind as a bat, won’t catch the mistakes, and I am too angry to bother. As a reminder, here is the flyer in question: http://fairfaxdemocrats.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/JOFlyer-2018a.pdf. I have also placed the image below.
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The Continuing Saga of the Dirty Cop Ostrav, the Perjurer named S. Kapoor and the Complicit Polizeipräsidium Frankfurt am Main

To: Polizeipräsidium Frankfurt am Main

Polizeidirektion Flughafen

Südpassage, Gebäude 194

60549 Frankfurt am Main

Phone: +49-69-755 42008

Fax: +49-69-755 42009

Email: PD-Flughafen.PPFFM@polizei.hessen.de

Re case file number: ST/0042100/2018.

Dear Sir or Madam;

I am writing with respect a case that was filed against me on false charges on 11 January 2018. My case number is ST/0042100/2018.

Summary of Key Points

  • Police Lieutenant Ostrav threatened to arrest me because I wanted to file a customer service complaint against him in response to his unprofessional and needlessly rude behavior.
  • I was falsely accused and arrested on the charge of calling officer Ostrav a Nazi (among other epithets) despite the copious amounts of exculpatory footage that all police officials refused to review.
  • I was denied the right of filing a counter-charge of defamation against my accusers.
  • I was falsely relieved of my assets.
  • After the arrest the police published an account of the event (in response to my own in the Huffington Post) that was explicitly misogynist and intended to depict me as an ill-behaved, out of control, entitled American female who was outraged over her “seized cosmetics.” In fact, I was pleasant and professional throughout the encounter despite being called a hippie, treated to excessive rudeness and threatened with arrest over seeking to file a customer service complaint.
  • The police appear to have violated Germany’s own privacy laws: I observed that several German newspapers published the police’s account with my name and photo. This constitutes a further defamation campaign waged by your own police forces.

I am requesting that these fraudulent charges be dropped, that my seized assets be returned, that lieutenant Ostrav is investigated, and that defamation charges are filed against Mr. S. Kapoor, who perjured himself in testimony against me.

This missive describes the events leading to the unjust arrest and defamation and their sequelae.

The Event in Question

On 11 January 2018, my carry-on baggage was screened for explosives and came up positive. I became concerned about this when I asked the baggage screener about the process for resolution. She answered only “the police will come.” In the United States and other places I visit frequently, baggage screeners are generally willing to explain the process for resolution of baggage-related issues. I found this person’s refusal to answer my question to be puzzling and disconcerting. Worse yet, it took some time for the police to arrive.  I asked her to call the police again because I had already missed one flight thanks to United Airlines and was likely to miss the flight on which I had been rescheduled. She explained that this was “not my problem.” I asked another inspector to call the police, after which the police finally came.

As a somewhat frequent visitor to Afghanistan, which I explained to lieutenant Ostrav, I was worried that perhaps my bag had come into contact with ambient amount explosives in the air. My colleagues in the armed forces report that this does happen on occasion owing to the pervasive amount of explosives in the ground-level atmosphere. I wanted to know what I should do about this: should I throw the bag away? Can I clean it? I tend to trust Germany technology and operated under the assumption that this was not a false positive.

Without explanation, officer Ostrav began removing my belongings from the bag. In the United States, this typically would happen in a private place rather than the public. When no explosives were found, he made a considerable scene over two tubes of antibiotics that he found in various pockets of my bag. As someone who flies about three to four times a month, I have not actually emptied the contents of my bag between trips in a very long time.

However, he continued belaboring these excess liquids. (I did not feel the need to engage on the facts that those tubes he threw away were, in fact, medicinal and are allowed even if they exceed the “one baggie” rule.)  Next, Ostrav seized upon my solid deodorant. (See Pic 1.) Ostrav’s deputy, apparently of junior rank because Ostrav chastised him for weighing in on the issue despite his junior rank, also understood it was a solid but was told that his opinion did not matter because Ostrav “outranked” him.

I pointed out that this was, in fact, a solid. It was evident from visual inspection it was a solid and the description on the container made it clear it was a solid. Ostrav was simply being noxious because his authority permits him to be obnoxious. Ostrav offered various preposterous explanations for why it was a liquid. For example, he claimed that the “solid mixes with the body and becomes a liquid” and thus it is a liquid after he first argued incorrectly that the container had fluid in it.

At this point, I asked to speak with a manager. Ostrav said “I am the manager and I say it is a liquid.” I countered politely that he is not a manager, he is a police officer. At this point, I asked for his name because I wanted to file a customer service complaint about the basic rudeness of the entire process inclusive of the scene he made about the ostensibly excess liquid and ultimately the seizure of a solid for no apparent reason other than he could.

He told me pointedly that if I filed a complaint about him, I would have a police record. Precisely, he said “If you file a complaint, I will arrest you for being an unruly passenger. Do you want a German police record?”

I thought he was bluffing. I could not possibly imagine a German police officer being so crudely abusive of power. But he was not bluffing. I repeated my polite request for his name. He then asked me for my passport and boarding passes and withdrew a notebook from his pocket, in which he wrote my information and repeated that I would have a police record if I wanted to complain about is behavior. I repeated my request for his name and told him that I would specifically mention this threat in my complaint. Finally, after requesting his name several times, he wrote his name and rank on a piece of paper and tore it from the notebook described above. See Pic 2. At no point did he actually show me his police credentials to verify that this is in fact his name. (This is, of course, customary in most of the democracies in which I have lived or traveled.)

At one point in these various exchanges, I was called a “hippie.” This was obnoxious. I presume I was dismissed as a hippie because I am a female with long hair and was wearing an Indian shirt and jacket? For the record, I am a tenured professor at a major research university in the Washington, DC area, whose specialization is international terrorism and other national security affairs. Not only do I have a clean criminal and driving record, I also hold a security clearance, and have advised German officials on Afghanistan! I am a fastidious upholder of the law wherever I have traveled. I am the obverse of a “hippie.”

During the entire process, I was polite although I was very worried about my bag and what I should do with it; not to mention worrying whether or not I should call the conference organizers in New Delhi about yet another missed flight. Ultimately, no one answered my question about whether I should discard the bag or clean it. I presume it was a false positive. But no one could be bothered to even answer that basic question, which I posed not to be obnoxious but because I am in fact a national security professional who takes these matters seriously. Nonetheless, Ostrav barked at me to “shut up” when I tried to understand whether the positive test was a false positive.

During this process, three American men came through the same line. One of whom had a distinctive haircut of the Hitler Youth. Had anyone bothered looking at the footage, they would have seen that I frequently looked back at these gentlemen in disbelief.

After Ostrav left and as I packed my bag, I muttered to myself “The crack German police have seized my deodorant…but they don’t seem to care about that Nazi-looking dude over there!” A baggage screener, whom I learned later was named Kapoor accused me of calling Ostrav a Nazi. He then called officer Ostrav back to the screening area whereupon I was arrested and falsely charged with defaming Ostrav. (By the way: I know it is illegal to call someone a Nazi in Germany, which is why I would never do so. I also personally oppose the gratuitous use of the word “Nazi” and only use it when the evidence merits its use as is the case in contemporary American politics under the Trump regime, which has empowered and normalized these elements..)

At first, I assumed that this was a linguistic misunderstanding on the part of Kapoor and explained “I think you misunderstood me. I referred to the gentlemen behind me, who is an AMERICAN, not your police officer.” I asked Ostrav and Kapoor to replay the security footage to confirm my account. He and officer Ostrav refused to refer to the footage noting that their surveillance tools do not record sound. I countered that the footage would show the three men behind me, my repeated astonished glances at the fellow, and the hairdo which was strikingly redolent of the Hitler’s Youth well-groomed pompadour. Not to mention, the video would confirm my lip movements to be consistent with my account rather than their account. No one was interested in reviewing that footage. (I hope that the prosecution will at least bother to do so, although I fear it is long gone.)

I am aware that this “haircut” may not mean anything to you or many others who are unacquainted with the state of affairs in my country generally of my state, Virginia, specifically. However, the coiffure did and does mean something specific and worrisome to me for several reasons, which are germane to this case and why I was concerned about the gentleman in question.

First, I live in Alexandria, Virginia.  Very near my home in Alexandria is the residence and national office of the most prominent leader of the American Nazi movement: Richard Spencer. Richard Spencer first came to national notoriety in November 2016 when his leaders gave the Sieg Heil salute to President Trump in the Ronald Reagan Building in nearby Washington DC after his election in November 2016.[1] Mr. Spencer specifically adopts the hair-style of Hitler’s Youth and he encourages his followers to do the same.[2]

Second, Mr. Spencer has caused havoc in my community with his night-time torch-lit rallies deliberately intended to conger images of similar rallies convened by the Ku Klux Klan (KKK)[3]; his calls for “peaceful ethnic cleansing,” which he readily admits it will not likely be peaceful; as well as his demeaning insults of racial and religious minorities and women.[4] In August 2017 he convened a so-called “unite the right” rally to protest the removal of Jim Crow-era statuary commemorating slavery and the treasonous soldiers who fought to maintain it under the banner of the Confederacy. At that rally, one of his supporters deliberately rammed his vehicle into a counter-protester and killed her.[5] Spencer had a previous rally on May 14, 2017.[6] Within a week of that racist rally, one of Mr. Spencer’s fellow white supremacist murdered Lt. Collins III, an African American young man in our community who had distinguished himself as a scholar and as an air-borne qualified soldier.[7]

Third, after that rally in May, I worked to oust Mr. Spencer from my private health club because several of the gym employees asked me to do so.[8] The gym had been indifferent to their pleas even though most are members of minority communities specifically impugned by Spencer’s hate speech. The ouster of Spencer and my centrality to it became national and even international news.[9] His followers obtained and published my home address and phone number. For nearly one month, I was subjected to death threats, threats of sexual violence, and harassed by his followers who used crude anti-Semitic abuses through all means possible. They harassed me at home and they harassed my colleagues at their place of employment. I received voice mail at my home in which the caller said, “Fat, kikess, get into the oven” among other similar examples of anti-Semitic hate-speech. His followers made and distributed hateful fliers in my neighborhood calling me among other things a “Zionist terrorist” along with numerous other flyers that articulated anti-Muslim and racist messages.[10] (See pic 3.)  Because of my long-ago process of converting to Judaism, my local police treated this matter and subsequent harassment and threats as a hate crime.[11] While the Hitler Youth haircut and the likes of Mr. Spencer may mean nothing to you, it means and meant a lot to me. I still receive occasional abuses from his acolytes.

Once in the small police station, an officer whose name-tag read “Mehrinj,” arrived from the state police. I had expected this ostensible professional to resolve the matter in the most obvious way, allowing me to rebook yet another flight. It was not to be.  The man who accused me of calling Ostrav a Nazi  (Kapoor) was now repeating his account to Mehrinj. As Mehrinj took his credentials, I saw his name: S. Kapoor. Kapoor was furious that I learned his name. (See Pic 4). After much polite insistence, Mehrinj finally wrote his first initial and family name on a piece of paper along with his organizational affiliation.

As I stood there, Mr. Kapoor augmented his initial accusation with additional fabricated details. I don’t know German but I did hear Kapoor say this: “Fucking Nazi German police.” Mehrinj confirmed that, according to Mr. Kapoor, I had called Mr. Ostrv a “Fucking Nazi German police.” I may note that this is not standard American vernacular English, which is an important point since Kapoor was adamant that this was a direct quote. In the mendacious and deliberately misleading press release issued by the state police, it appears as if Mr. Kapoor further added yet more lies to his perjurous account by accusing me of calling Ostrav (or it seems German police in general) “fucking bastards.”[12] Instead of reviewing the footage, Mehrinj simply believed what he heard and wrote that I was “strongly suspected of having committed” the offense of defamation.

  • I want to draw your attention to several irregularities I experienced at the airport police station:
  • I was never given a copy of the police report or even of my own statement. This is important because it serves as a record of what happened while I was there. It appears as if Mr. Kapoor continued to add further fictions to his fraudulent testimony, as noted above.
  • I specifically requested to file charges of defamation against Mr. Kapoor, but I was denied this. (The refusal to take my complaint against Mr. Kapoor happens in countries like India and Pakistan where ironically I study police reform. I did not expect this to happen in Germany.)
  • I had to demand Mr. Kapoor’s name. I was not given it freely. In what democracy is a person denied the very name of her accuser, much less the name of a person who has made false accusations?
  • I was told that the prosecutor requested 300 Euros after the paperwork was complete. (Note that I was not given the complete paperwork with the exception of the forms provided below (Pics 5 and 6).) I asked about the purpose of this payment and was told that this was to avoid going to jail. However, I told them explicitly that I wanted to go to jail, that I wanted to meet a German judge and explain how this fiasco started with me wanting to file a customer service complaint and being threatened with arrest by lieutenant Ostrav and then, finally, I was charged with an outrageously false charge.

At this point, Mehrinj told me that he was empowered to “confiscate my assets.” I again requested to know the grounds for this only to be told that it was because I was “avoiding going to jail.” However, I was not avoiding going to jail. They were avoiding taking me to jail. Ultimately, Mehrinj forced me to remove my wallet and the cash therein. (I asked him if he wanted my Indian Rupees, which he derided.) He organized the bills by denomination and arbitrarily removed $260. In my experience as a well-traveled person and as a scholar of police corruption in South Asia, this is what we call a “shakedown.”

At no point did anyone review the exculpatory footage, despite my repeated requests. In fact, I suspect that the exculpatory footage is long gone.

Kapoor and Ostrav described me as a “hippie.” This is a peculiar appellation for me and I can only attribute their deployment of it to the fact that I was wearing an Indian shirt. I explained that in fact I am a professor who specializes in national security affairs and I am not a hippie, whatever they meant by that.

To add to the general lack of professionalism in the police at Frankfurt, I had to reach out to the German Embassy to identify the appropriate contact information. I obtained the information for this correspondence from Mr. Holger Scherf, the Consul General and Legal Adviser at the German Embassy in Washington D.C.

The Police’s Behavior After the Event

After I left Frankfurt for New Delhi India, I wrote a detailed account of what transpired in The Huffington Post and shared it on my social media.[13] I also emailed an official complaint to the police department. The police refused to entertain my complaint against Ostrav until after the prosecution. This was preposterous because I am being prosecuted on the false testimony of Ostrav and Kapoor, the objects of my complaint. (See Pic 7).

The police department even attempted to bully me for my account. (See Pic. 8.) I found their post to be outrageous given what had just happened to me. I was not given due process. I was falsely charged with a crime I did not commit, I was denied the right to press counter-charges of defamation, I was never given a police report, and I was “relieved of my assets” for reasons that were not as stated.

After my piece in the Huffington Post ran, The Bundespolizeidirektion Flughafen Frankfurt Am Main ran a press release that published several lies and helped to create a gendered narrative that I was the “ugly American” who made a scene over my “cosmetics.” Consistent with their desire to depict me as an unreasonable American woman, they claimed that I was irate over my “cosmetics.” The use of this gendered word is absurd: I do not wear cosmetics because I am allergic to the vast majority of cosmetics. (The only time you will see makeup on me is when I have been forced to do so while doing television interviews.)

The only person who made a nuisance of himself over liquids was Ostrav, who was obnoxious, impolite, capricious and abusive. The report blatantly lied about the substance of the deodorant by calling it a “roll-on,” which is a specific product that is liquid deodorant distributed on the skin through the use of a rolling ball. My product, which Ostrave decided to create a scene over, was not a roll-on; rather a solid. The press release also reported erroneously that I was traveling to Istanbul. I strongly suspect this inaccuracy was a deliberate effort to mobilize the less-than-salubrious sentiments in Germany about Turks and Turkey. (After all, I was going to Delhi not Istanbul which Ostrav knew since he took my boarding passes.)

Moreover, it appears as if the police violated Germany’s own privacy laws. When I reached home I found that several German newspapers published their “press release,” with my name and photo. At no point did anyone ask me if the Huffington Post account referred to the same person as their press release. Here are some of the links that friends and colleagues in Germany sent me:

Germany’s police demure from releasing the full names of terrorists; however, they seemed to have released my name in an effort to besmirch my name and reputation. A more litigious person than myself would also seek reparations for this outrage. Notably, in each of the above accounts, the papers rely upon the account of the police, not mine.

My Requests

  •  In short, I am requesting the following:
  • To be cleared of this outrageous charge and to be issued an apology for the police’s outrageous behavior at the airport and for the smear campaign they launched against me afterwards.
  • My money to be returned to me.
  • That officer Ostrav to be investigated for threatening to arrest me because I sought to file a customer service report about his behavior and my experience with baggage screeners.
  • For a case of defamation to be opened against Mr. S. Kapoor. Whether he initially misheard me I do not know or care because. in the end. he continued to add fabricated details which could only have been a deliberate attempt to further defame me because they in no way resembled anything that I said. For example, at no point did I use profanity as Kapoor’s perjured testimony suggests.

In closing, I have no actual expectation that you will even receive this missive as I was informed by Mr. Scherf that I must send this to the very organization which refused to take my complaints seriously in the first instance, charged me with a crime which I did not commit, and refused to file a counter-charge against Mr. Kapoor for perjuring himself with his false, defamatory testimony.

In the odd event that this missive does reach the desk of the prosecution, I hope she or he will treat me with more fairness and judicious consideration than I have received thus far.

Warmest Regards,

Christine Fair, PhD
Provost’s Distinguished Associate Professor
Georgetown University
Edmund A. Walsh School of Foreign Service

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Pic. 1: The Actual Deodorant, Which is Clearly a Solid (not a roll-on)

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Pic. 2: Ostrav’s Name and Rank (in his writing)

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Pic. 3. Photographs of Flyers Posted in My Neighborhood by American Nazis, featuring those that targeted me.

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Source: Various photographs from the event.

Pic. 4 Name and Title of S. Kapoor as Given to Me by “State Police.”

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Pic. 5. Statement which Falsely States the Reason for My Asset Seizure

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Pic. 6. One of Only Two Documents I received.  The other is shown in Pic. 5.

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Pic. 7. Email Exchange with the Police

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Pic. 8. Tweet from the Police

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References:

[1] Mr. Spencer is also wont to use the vernacular of the Third Reich such as “Lügenpresse” among other expressions. See Daniel Lombroso, “’Hail Trump!’: White Nationalists Salute the President-Elect,” The Atlantic, November 21, 2016. https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2016/11/richard-spencer-speech-npi/508379/; Joseph Goldstein, “Alt-Right Gathering Exults in Trump Election With Nazi-Era Salute,” The New York Times, November 20, 2016. https://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/21/us/alt-right-salutes-donald-trump.html.

[2] Ruth Perl Baharir, “From hipster fad to neo-Nazi tag: How America’s Alt-right Got Its Signature Hairstyle,” Haaretz, Feb 08, 2017. https://www.haaretz.com/us-news/.premium.MAGAZINE-how-america-s-alt-right-got-its-signature-hairstyle-1.5495494; Monica Hesse and Dan Zak November, “Does this haircut make me look like a Nazi?,” The Washington Post, November 30, 2016. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/arts-and-entertainment/wp/2016/11/30/does-this-haircut-make-me-look-like-a-nazi/?utm_term=.0ad048e484c9.

[3] If you are unfamiliar with this hateful organization, see Southern Poverty Law Center, “Ku Klux Klan,” n.d. https://www.splcenter.org/fighting-hate/extremist-files/ideology/ku-klux-klan.

[4] Ben Schreckinger, “The Alt-Right Comes to Washington,” January/February 2017, https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/01/alt-right-trump-washington-dc-power-milo-214629.

[5] Phil Mccausland, Emmanuelle Saliba And Moira Donohue, “Charlottesville Rally Turns Deadly: One Killed After Car Strikes Crowd, NBC News, August 13, 2017. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/charlottesville-rally-turns-deadly-one-killed-after-car-strikes-crowd-n792116.

[6] “White nationalist Richard Spencer at rally over Confederate statue’s removal

Spencer says torch-wielding protest in Charlottesville, Virginia – which evokes memories of the KKK – was ‘a way to communicate with the dead’ The Guardian, May 14, 2017. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/may/14/richard-spencer-white-nationalist-virginia-confederate-statue.

[7] Dave Zirin, “A Lynching on the University of Maryland Campus,” The Nation, May 22, 2017. https://www.thenation.com/article/lynching-university-maryland-campus/.

[8] C. Christine Fair, “I confronted Richard Spencer at my gym,” The Washington Post, May 25, 2017. https://www.washingtonpost.com/posteverything/wp/2017/05/25/i-confronted-richard-spencer-at-my-gym-racists-dont-get-to-lift-in-peace/?utm_term=.0b256008b4d6.

[9] See inter alia, Faiz Siddiqui, “Georgetown professor confronts white nationalist Richard Spencer at the gym — which terminates his membership.” The Washington Post, May 21, 2017.  https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/georgetown-professor-confronts-white-nationalist-richard-spencer-at-the-gym–which-terminates-his-membership/2017/05/21/d3ff6512-3e51-11e7-8c25-44d09ff5a4a8_story.html?utm_term=.dcfe032872e7; “White Nationalist Richard Spencer Loses Gym Membership After Brush With Professor,” Haaretz, May 21, 2017. https://www.haaretz.com/us-news/richard-spencer-loses-gym-membership-after-confrontation-1.5474726; Andrew Buncombe, “Richard Spencer has gym membership revoked after woman confronts him for being ‘neo-Nazi’,” The Independent, May 22, 2017. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/richard-spencer-neo-nazi-alt-right-christine-fair-a7750186.html.

[10] Remy Smidt and David Mack, “A Bunch of Racist Posters Were Plastered Around This Neighborhood And Now Police Are Investigating,” Buzzfeed, May 27, 2017. https://www.buzzfeed.com/remysmidt/police-investigate-racist-posters?utm_term=.wjJxaM8kp#.daxxwvkEY.

[11] Sam Kestenbaum, “Professor Branded ‘Dirty Jew’ After Confronting ‘Nazi’ Richard Spencer,” The Forward, May 23, 2017. https://forward.com/news/372708/professor-branded-dirty-jew-after-confronting-richard-spencer-but-she-isnt/.

[12] “BPOLD FRA: U.S. Passenger insults Federal Police Officers at Frankfurt Airport,” January 19, 2018. https://www.presseportal.de/blaulicht/pm/74262/3844730.

[13] C. Christine Fair, “Framed, Arrested and Robbed by the Police in Frankfurt: A Not-So Funny Thing Happened on my Way to the Forum in Delhi,” January 12, 2018.  https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/framed-arrested-and-robbed-by-the-police-in-frankfurt_us_5a58f270e4b01ccdd48b5bbf?ncid=engmodushpmg00000004.

The Only Thing I Learned from Jeff Cina’s Thermodynamics Class? Do the Opposite of What He Did

Dear Professor Jeffrey Cina

You likely will not remember me. I was in your thermodynamics class in 1990.  But I will never forget you, your unruly hair, and absurd Grateful Dead t-shirts which seemed to signal that you were not another supercilious, stodgy professor obsessed with himself and his own accomplishments. But, as I learned, you were.

On a Wednesday midway through the quarter, I learned that my mother was diagnosed with an advanced stage of melanoma. I came to your office hours the next day and begged you to let me take our exam, which had been scheduled for Monday, on Friday or even right then and there.  I explained to you that the exam was concurrent with my mother’s scheduled surgery. I wanted to take the exam as soon as possible so that I could get home and be with her before, during and after her surgery. She was frightened. And, I was frightened. I knew I was losing my mother. She was 43.

You would not even consider letting me take the exam early, even though you said it was already written. You explained disingenuously that grades do not matter.  I countered that grades do in fact matter. I was in your class because I wanted to do a PhD in biophysical chemistry. Your class most certainly mattered. I pointed out that the grade issue is not relevant: whether I took the exam early or on Monday I would do poorly. I wasn’t asking for any sympathy on grading. I just wanted to be with my mother during her surgery rather than in your classroom taking an exam.

You then argued that if you let me take the exam early, I would call my classmates and tell them what would be on the exam. The assertion was absurd. Why would I do that? After all, you graded on the curve and I would be taking the exam with virtually no preparation. Why would I do give those students—most of whom were unknown to me—a further advantage? Moreover, the suggestion was preposterous.  Did you really imagine me on a pay phone at the Greyhound Bus Station telling my classmates what to expect on the exam that I had just failed prior to boarding the bus for Ft. Wayne?

I met my best friend that day during your office hours. Her name was Jeanette. She was there for the same reason: she wanted to take the exam early. Her reason? Her younger sister tried to commit suicide. She and I would next endure the misogynistic rants of Bosnitch the following year.  Our friendship was forged in the crucible of the fuckery that was the Chemistry Department at the University of Chicago.

I was forced to take your exam on that Monday, which coincided nearly perfectly with the timing of my mother’s surgery. I did not know whether she would survive the surgery. I was anxious about her prognosis. I felt like a worthless wretch for not being there for putting your asinine exam before her needs.

On Monday, I cried during the entire exam. I bombed it. I couldn’t see through my own tears. I don’t recall how Jeannette faired. I can proudly say that, apart from a few dodgy men in my life, I have few regrets; however, staying on campus to take that exam is one of them. I should’ve gone home to be with my mother and sought redress through the university for your callous conduct.

I was grateful to learn many years ago that you did not get tenure at the University of Chicago.  Frankly, you did not deserve tenure because you did not appreciate your duties and obligations to your undergraduate students whose tuition in good measure paid your salary. University of Chicago undergraduates must navigate many assholes: having one fewer is a net positive. Although knowing that place as I do, I am confident that they replaced you with another ogre who was equally insufferable.

In 1992, I left my PhD in biophysics at Yale in considerable measure to be near my mother in Indiana. Disgusted with the rampant misogyny in chemistry, I ultimately left the discipline altogether and began my PhD in South Asian Languages and Civilizations. Despite my contempt for the place, I stayed at the University of Chicago to be near my mom. She passed in late September 1993, the week before I began my PhD. I had that year with her for which I will always be grateful.

I did not immediately pursue a career in academia. I could imagine nothing less rewarding than being a pitiless martinet who treats students like nuisances rather than investments in our future.  I eventually found my way back to academia and I am now a tenured professor at Georgetown.

And this is why I am writing. You taught me a very important object lesson, albeit inadvertently: never treat students as you treated me and Jeanette and countless others.  Each semester, I begin my classes by recounting what you did or—more aptly—did not do: care about your students. I tell them that I regret taking your exam. I tell them that I am not that jackass professor who thinks her class and her exams are the most important things in their lives. I tell them if they are ill or if their parents are ill that self-care and the care of others is far more important than any given exam.  I encourage them to approach me as soon as possible so that we can find a way of fitting my class around those tragic life events that cannot be foreseen or forestalled. I tell them that if their parent is in surgery, they should be there not in my class. In fact, I insist upon it if I know about it.

Over the years, so many students have had tragedies and family illnesses.  It brings me joy that I was their ally in negotiating the competing demands of scholarship and responsibility to themselves and their loved ones. I also believe that I am teaching them the importance of empathy and compassion as they graduate and take on their own professional managerial responsibilities.

I don’t know what kind of teacher or mentor you have become in the intervening 24 years and I don’t care frankly.  But I hope—for the sake of your students—that as you grew older, you became wiser and more capable of basic human decency.  If not, it’s never too late for you to try.

Warmest Regards,

C. Christine Fair, PhD
Provost’s Distinguished Associate Professor
Georgetown University
School of Foreign Service

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